help me come up with an online handle

it must be mundane and not particularly memorable, but it should be unique (i.e. no numbers or Xs at the end(s), and it can't be very common because common names or words have already been taken on the site I want to create an account on)

don't worry, you won't have to worry about /prog/ a new tripfag; this handle is for a different site

perhaps it seems silly to dwell on something so silly, but for some reason stuff like account names and hostnames always take me a long time to make

nevermind, I've decided to call it off

I was going to start a blog (which is why I would need a username), but then I realized that I'm not comfortable expressing myself unless my post cannot be traced back to any sort of identity, even if it's a made-up one

I like world4ch because no one can tell which anonymous posts are made by me and which are made by other people

having an identity, even a fake one with a trivial name, would still be bad because then people could link my posts and thoughts together and deduce various things about me and place judgments on me and shit

don't reply to this thread, just let it die

how about barnpickle

Just use a random letter sequence generator.

http://www.dave-reed.com/Nifty/randSeq.html

xXx~l33t\/b0i~xXx