flat asses make me angry.

Grrrrr.  Why.  Why.  There's no need for that.

I have a flat ass and this thread offends me.

My first wife was a hog when we got together in high school--looking at her yearbook pictures I can honestly say her face would make a freight train steer for a dirt road. Eventually she cleaned up nice and a few years did her some favors. Then she became a complete ho and I had to lose her.