PLACES TO TAKE A SHIT POWER RANKINGS

1. Your own toilet at your own house.
2. Toilet at a friend/relatives house.
3. College campus building. The more deserted, the better.
4. Shopping mall with 6+ stalls.
5. Upscale restaurant.
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8999. Gas stations. Enjoy your AIDS and someone else's pubic hairs touching your dick.
9000. High school bathroom. Who the fuck is carving a knife into the seat?
9001. Any business frequented by black people.

1. House
2. Mom's house
3. School (after most people have left)
4. Large store
5. Restaurant
6. Friend's house
7. Stall with door missing / High-activity restroom
8. Outdoors

1. Andorra

1. Andrea
2. Susan