You Brits

You Brits need to simply advertise for the Aids sufferers, terrorists, Somali and Ethiopians with 12 kids a family to walk right in for free housing, health money etc.

Of course anyone born in Britain (regardless of cultural background) can expect to have medical treatment refused so that the NHS can pay for these people.

The NHS is actually pretty good considering.
They do whatever they can to try and not make you die, for free.

>>2
Whatever. UK is niggerized beyond repair.

>>3
Would you speak to your Mother like that?

``colour"
``crisps"
``realisation"

Do you bastards think you can molest our language and get away with it!

Tokiko is really one of the shittiest posters of all time. He's even worse than posters who openly violate the rules, since their posts are deleted and repeat offenders eventually banned, but just being a fucking awful poster is unfortunately not against the (enforced) rules and so we can't be rid of his shit.

When he first got here he didn't know shit about shit, but that didn't stop him from telling everybody how things worked around here, and of course he'd be completely fucking wrong and when corrected he'd just spout off some shit about textboards. Eventually people stopped correcting him because it wouldn't actually cause him to shut the fuck up; he'd just continue to spout off insufferable shit except you couldn't call him out on being wrong anymore. It continues even today, he learns some shit that everybody fucking knows and then he makes a thread with his vapid opinion about it to demonstrate that he's a real member of the /jp/ crew.

Somehow because nobody bothers to flame him for being a retard anymore, he became under the impression that more people on /jp/ like him than detest him which would be funny if he weren't shitting up the board to such a degree. It's pretty much the case that everything he touches turns to shit. What probably takes the cake is his anonymous shitposting. Every time I see a retarded thread which I would normally dismiss out of hand and ignore, I'm overwhelmed with a feeling of dread since I don't know whether the thread is shit because OP was genuinely retarded or whether it's just Tokiko shitposting for fun.

>>6
/jp/

3/10.

>>6
Wow, almost like a wiki entry.
Ribs.

>>7
What a lame troll you are. Seriously, wow... I know you're trying to be like ribs but... fuck, you suck.

Tokiko has been on /jp/ for around two months. He is 17 years old and his name is Coal, and he has type 1 diabetes. Since he has been here he tried to join the inner shitposting circle but managed to creep them out and make them all uncomfortable enough to get rid of him.

He then fell in love with another tripfag who goes by the handle Fukune on this board and spammed the board with bad poems, threats and begging 'her' to unblock him after 'she' blocked him on Steam.

Then he started spamming with a basic spambot and shitting up /jp/ even more.

He is Currybutt Jr

Oh god. I just got done playing some Left4Dead with Tokiko and let me tell you, it was one of the worst experiences in my life. The game started out as usual;  we, the survivors, grabbed our weapons and set out. The first five minutes or so were pretty silent, aside from the NPC chatter and zombie screams. But then, the first TANK showed up.

"SUCK MY COCK, DUDE!" a high, nasally-pitched voice screamed. The Tank charged at us. "SUCK MY COCK! SUCK MY COCK!" I wondered where the noise could be coming from; did I leave something open in the background? But - I saw it - Tokiko's voice bubble kept popping up. Like the retard he was, he threw a molotov at the ground where we were focusing our fire on the beast. We scrambled - me and the two (sane) players ran back. But Tokiko? Oh, no. This is Tokiko we're talking about. He charged straight at the fucker.

"HE'S SUCKING IT! HE'S SUCKING MY COCK, DUDE! STAR GRABS COCK STAR" Again and again, Tokiko was smashed into the ground by the Tank. Was it a demon out of hell or an angel delivering divine justice? Tokiko's health hit zero and he died. "Thanks a lot, guys. Fucking faggots." And with that, he was gone.

Has anyone else on /jp/ ever played games with Tokiko before? Was he nearly as awful for you? I can't be the only one.

I'm convinced that Coal is actually squiddy. It's his ultimate technique: to create a pooshlmerite persona, a bizarro version of a good poster. The time of his appearance isn't random, it's after squiddy ran out of ideas. He secluded himself, biding his time and then he struck.

squiddy's Tokiko is a marvel of trolling: he pretends that none of his cancer is his fault, appears "knowledgeable" about board culture while completely disregarding it. On top of that, the avatar he uses is not from a popular Touhou that would make everyone ignore him after a while, but rather of an obscure one that nobody really cared about. This might seem like a dumb move, but it's not: this way, he tarnishes the image of the (so far) untainted character, but also elicits a greater response.

As for all the personal info he has released, come on, it's squiddy we're talking about. He can create a fictional person out of nothing. His steam friend can play the role of his "loved one" and they can think up in advance all of their dialogue. Also, the interesting thing about his technique is that it follows the scandaroon/iluvOP principle: one constantly mad persona contrasted to a "calm" and "kind" one with all effort put forth in order to keep the pretense that they are unrelated.

From this point on, squiddy created a piece of kopipe berating his own persona, samefagged a little and let the whole thing flow. And flow it did, creating a superb avalanche of madness.

Bravo, squiddy

>>3
Reminds me of your mom's cunt.