/lounge/ - Asking out girl at local grocery store

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 6:52

Is it a bad idea? There is this girl who works often at the local grocery store. I think she's fuckin' hot, I know its her job but she is so fucking sweet and her voice is sexy too.

I want her, but I fear if I ask and rejected I'll be forced to stop shopping there so I probably won't ask at all since I'm a coward when it comes to such things.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 6:53

Show her your penis.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 8:24

Show me your penis.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 8:26

Show her and >>3 your penis.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 8:34

>that feel

Bump for interest.

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 9:01

>>5
Jesus Christ man! Stop posting!

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 9:23

>>6
I cannot stop posting until I have gf. Feels bad, man.

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 9:52

>>7
Kill yourself.

Kill yourself.

For the love of God just kill yourselfI

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 10:12

>>8
I don't want to die. There must be a way to get gf.
Please help.

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 10:23

>>9
Ask your mother to suck your dick. It worked for mombj guy, it might work for you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 10:26

>>8
This.

>>10
99chan?

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 10:26

>>10
If I asked my mother to suck my dick, she would certainly do it.
But I hate my mother. And I want real gf.
Help me.

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 10:29

>>11
99chan
Yes.

>>12
Get a gun, go to the nearest police station and find a lady cop. Now point your gun at her and scream as loud as you can. You now have a girlfriend.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 10:41

>>13
Where I live we cannot buy guns.
Any serious advice, please?

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 10:44

>>14
Cry some more dude. I could watch you weep all day long.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 10:48

>>15
Are you a girl? I would cry all day, if I had gf and it made her happy.

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 10:50

>>16
Stop being a pathetic little sack of shit and man up. Stick something up your urethra and show it to the nearest woman. Then proceed to bleed from your urethra all over that poor soul.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 10:51

>>17
How do I man up?
What should I stick in my urethra?

;_;

Name: RedCream 2012-02-22 11:01

>>18
Not that I advocate such, but >>17-kotai is probably speaking of a glass rod, which is then broken whilst inside your urethra, producing severe lacerations to the urethral lining, resulting in the indicated bleeding.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 11:03

>>19
I've seen this on the internet.
Where do I find women that will become my gf after I do it?

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 11:07

>>20
On the street, duh. Alternatively, just go to a homeless shelter and pay some dude to dress up as a woman and be your gf.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 11:14

>>21
I don't want a cross-dresser. I want real gf.
What shall I do?

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 11:24

>>22
Get rich, silly.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 11:44

>>23
I have some money. How can money get me gf?

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 11:45

>>24
Buy their love.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 11:47

>>25
How can I buy love?

;_;

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-22 11:52

>>26 cocaine.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 11:53

>>27
You're back, goshujin-sama!

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 12:23

>>27
But cocaine is illegal where I live.

;_;

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-22 12:38

>>29 don't worry, it's a silly law.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 12:40

>>30
Tell me about it.

Name: RedCream 2012-02-22 12:48

Advice: Just do not panic. When you do, you are likely to staple your hand to your face. And then where are you?

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 12:59

>>30
I don't care about laws being stupid.
Just help me getting gf.

>>32
How do I not panic?
How do I control my emotions?

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 0:21

life is full of chances you wont nw her answer until you ask her have courage

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 0:58

Thatr feel when no gf.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 2:30

>aww you're sweet but I don't like you in that way

Asking out girl at local grocery store

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 6:52

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 6:53

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 8:24

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 8:26

5 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 8:34

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 9:01

7 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 9:23

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 9:52

9 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 10:12

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 10:23

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 10:26

12 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 10:26

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 10:29

14 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 10:41

15 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 10:44

16 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 10:48

17 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 10:50

18 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 10:51

19 Name: RedCream 2012-02-22 11:01

20 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 11:03

21 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 11:07

22 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 11:14

23 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 11:24

24 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 11:44

25 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 11:45

26 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 11:47

27 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-22 11:52

28 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 11:53

29 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 12:23

30 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-02-22 12:38

31 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 12:40

32 Name: RedCream 2012-02-22 12:48

33 Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-02-22 12:59

34 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 0:21

35 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 0:58

36 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 2:30