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was AFF 447 pilot taking a long shit?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 3:25

This is transcript from the mysteriously crashed planed Air France Flight 447 that was found in the ocean two years later:

Robert:  Damn it, where is he?
Robert:  Damn it!
Bonin:  I'm in TOGA, huh?
Robert:  Damn it, is he coming or not?
Robert:  We still have the engines! What the hell is happening? I don't understand what's happening.
Bonin:  Damn it, I don't have control of the plane, I don't have control of the plane at all!
Robert:  Left seat taking control!
Captain:  What the hell are you doing?
Bonin:  We've lost control of the plane!
Robert:  We've totally lost control of the plane. We don't understand at all... We've tried everything

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 3:28

Robert:  What do you think? What do you think? What should we do?
Captain:  Well, I don't know!
Robert:  Climb... climb... climb... climb...
Bonin:  But I've had the stick back the whole time!
Captain:  No, no, no... Don't climb... no, no.
Robert:  Descend, then... Give me the controls... Give me the controls!
Robert:  Damn it, we're going to crash... This can't be happening!
Bonin:  But what's happening?
Captain:  Ten degrees of pitch...
End of recording

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 5:30

Yeah gonna need some cliffs. tl;dr.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 6:10

>>3
you lazy son of a bitch

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