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LOLZ

I AM LOLLLOLOLL!

I think Elfen Lied is good anime and there's no fucking thing you can do about it faggot.

I have a cybernetic penis. Steely cables and high-tech plastics gird it and give it strength. Microprocessors control its movement to millimeter precision.

EPIC WIN XDDD
FOR TEH LULZ

AND YO LOST TEH GAEM

Madame Tussaud's Fax Museum

Come on down and see 100 years of faxing history.  Yes, at Madame Tussaud's Fax Museum, you will see so many fax machines that you will get fax fever.  Bring the kids to see the gigantic 20-foot fax machine, in which visitors can experience what it is like to actually be a fax!

La-li-lu-le-lo

>>6
Holy shit, this post, it's touching me all over. It's penetrating me. What the fuck? I feel like I am losing my mind. I cannot think anymore. Only feel. Everything is fuzzy. I have no conscious choice anymore.

NO seriously guys, I can no longer think. My "vision" is blurry, and by vision I don't mean my ability to perceive light.
I just cannot get anything to spring from the "ego" or "my" action. Does anyone understand this? Let's say I open a door, it happens due to probability and not because I decided to open it, and even if I don't open it, the effect it has quickly disappears in chaos.
I am lost. I am enslaved to my surroundings; all I do is change my state according to the environment. I have no free will, not even an illusion of free will.
Do you have any idea how horrible this feels? It may be all fun and jokes to you, but not me.

>>9
You're fuckin high out of your mind. hahaha

>>10
The sad part is I am not. I don't even drink, let alone do drugs. ;_;
Not funny, although kinda it is in a twisted way, not really, but what the shit? Seriously? Oh my fucking god. I don't get it. I don't get anything.

>>11
You're either high, or your mom was high when she gave birth to you. Therefore, you're retarded.

>>12
Retard my anus, please!

>>12
HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING NIGGERFAGGOT I'M GONNA KILL MY FUCKING SELF!
I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU DO NOT A GIVE FUCK!
I'LL DO IT! DO IT FAGGPT!
Or I would, if I could, but something is preventing me from doing it. I don't give a shit if there's pain, I don't care if I go to hell. But I can't bring myself to kill myself. I can don't eat for days, don't even feel hungry, then I suddenly notice I am eating. I throw it out. And I continue to feel horrible.
My only hope is that a car runs me over or something, that's why I try not to look when crossing the street.

>>14
go start doing drugs. it's more fun than suicide. It will probably lead to suicide anyway.

>>15
fuck this gay earth. everything is shit.
Oh well, at least there's that.. oh, what is? Can't say that (yet)!!!!! LOL! THIS IS GONNA BE FUN MAN :3
OMFG LOZL ROFLOLMAO! I AM THE FUCKING SHIT DUDE! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOWWWWWWWWWLADOSASOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDODODOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDASDASASDDAS AAMMIIIIIIIZOOOOOOOOOOOOPOAPQPOQOPQQQPQOQPOPQ QAWUJIJJIIIIIIJNDNDJDNJDNJDNDDNNDDNDN AN D A NON MONOTONIC MENTAL BROADCAST

>>16
www.usingenglish.com

>>17
WUT? I K NOW WHAT YOU DID THERE AND ITS GETTING OLD
I KNOw!!!!!!! tHAT dOES nOT mEAN i CAN rEAD yOUR mind!!!!!!!!!
FUK! MAYBE YOU CAN READ MY MIIIIndddddDDDDDDDDDDDDDD? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLOLLLL

MY BRAIN HAS AN AUTOMATIC FARTING MACHINE IN IT

The innate logic of the universe is one fucking kinky insane bitch.