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desire to stroke cats explained

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 3:54

Why are we so compelled to stroke a cat at the sight of the cat?  What draws us to the soft fine fur?  I contend that it is a remnant human instinct from the time when we had fur all over.  When we had fur all over, we would stroke each other, with the dual purpose of grooming and social cohesion.  Now that we lack fur, we are not so compelled to stroke each other.  But then these little furry beasts come upon us, awakening our desire to feel fur.  Such is the intensity of contentedness that can wash over us as we stroke the cat again and again.  The cat appreciates the strokes as our petting is akin to a mother cat's tongue.  Where will this relationship take us?  Will there be a future when man and cat will merge?  Will we pet each other again someday?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGbfKZrUsK0

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 4:45

I don't have a desire to stroke cats, but that's probably because I'm not a furry.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 5:42

>>2
I hope you have a stroke

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 15:06

CATCATCATCAT TTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITOTTTTO CTATAT

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 15:07

CATCATCATCAT TTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITOTTTTO CTATAT
CATCATCATCAT TTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITOTTTTO CTATAT
CATCATCATCAT TTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITOTTTTO CTATAT
CATCATCATCAT TTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITOTTTTO CTATAT

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 15:08

Stop being a cat.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 15:09

Cat! Cat! Cat! You are cat!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 15:09

My.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 16:14

I sex the cat. The cat is sexed from me. Feels so good inside cat. Oh pleasure!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 16:16

>>9
What the FAGGOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T
FUMBLING FUCKERY PLUMBREER

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 16:17

>>10
わあああああああああ ねこのかわいい 

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 16:18

>>11
I love you too much!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 16:22

>>12
うるさいアチヅケーさん

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 16:24

>>13
What's the matter? We can be free from concepts. Don't even be aware of the concept of "concept".
It doesn't matter! Do we not like concepts?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 16:27

>>14
おれわ殺す時子/アチヅケ

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 16:29

>>15
The communication is getting a bit fuzzy here, can you switch the logic mode?
I don't want to feel like I am talking to myself or my imagination.
Anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 16:34

>>16
時子のばか

Name: Dr Jew !WIYLEOZoXU 2012-02-13 18:14

The cat is a symbol of comfort and self-expression.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 20:25

I cum on cat, she hiss at penis.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 21:11

INB4 ZIPPOCAT

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 23:40

Name: Lucy !n5SNVpOyis 2012-02-14 0:35

>>20
Why did you remind me of that video?! ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-14 0:37

>>22
Not you too? Why are all w2ch trips coming over to /lounge/?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-14 4:41

>>21
It's just a redirect to a blank page! Why do you keep posting this link?!?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-14 6:15

>>24
I keep telling him NO! yet he keeps posting.

>>21
NO!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-14 15:21

Bad, >>21, BAD!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 5:52

Cat approaching, pleasing tabby patterned fur.  Reach for it, let your hand slide along the cat from front to back.  Smooth, soothing, the petting, the petting.  Cat leans into the gliding action, feeling well petted.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 6:34

why do people here sage so much?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 12:56

@28 DONT KNOW

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 13:10

>>28
It's the polite thing to do.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 13:27

>>30
You know what is also the polite thing to do?

Helping old ladies cross the road, yet I never do that. I prefer to throw them at moving trucks, or alternatively, kidnap them and use them as sex toys. Old ladies' vaginas feel so good, man.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 15:22

ROCK THE CASBAH

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 15:39

>>31
How acutely edgy of you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 15:44

>>33
You domn rouight i tit!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 15:49

THE VAGINAL EDGE

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-15 16:28

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 0:55

The craving.  The craving for cat becomes fervent and frantic, a desperate grab for cat, any cat.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 1:04

>>37
I get that but for cock.

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