DSM-V to include cuntitis

About time, I'd say.  Cuntitis:  a diagnosis of cuntitis is justified if the subject is any of:
1.  a cunt.
2.  being a cunt.
3.  cunty.

>>1
Do you suffer from cuntitis?

Cuntitis won't be in the next DSM, because it is a personality trait which does not require treatment, as the cunt in question does not see his cunty behavior as harmful to himself or anyone else, and considering that the majority of the human race are cunts too, being a cunt does not negatively impact the cunt's interpersonal relations nor his employment opportunities.

How can I tell if someone I know suffers from cuntitis?
No, wait, let me rephrase that. What constitutes as cunty behavior?

>>3
Oh it needs treatment alright.
Treatments indicated:
1.  admonishment
2.  rebuke
3.  beatings