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How do I join the Italian Mafia?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 17:15

The Cosa Nostra. Can I put brown contact lenses in, dye my hair black and speak like Mario. Hay awhatsa a happening! Mama mia!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-06 1:14

LOL... I can't believe you guys want to join the fucking mafia... Have you no shame ?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-06 4:58

Mafia cock guns and shit. Why you guys even want to play with that ?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-07 0:08

I've met many members of the mafia... Here's a hint - to join the mafia you'll need to leave the basement and develop a business. So that's that for us, I guess.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-07 17:11

aw shit,

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-08 12:01

do loungefags never leave there basements or what ? IRL the mafia is hardcore and you can't just "join up" ... The fact I have to point this out feels unreal ...

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-08 22:52

/lounge/fags confirmed as basement dwellers who've never even been to Italy, let lone met the maffia bosses like I did this one time. Get on my level or get back to your basements, QED.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-08 23:25

>>206
Whao put those pants back on tiger

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-09 0:12

>>206 ohhh! its Jersey Shore again!!
>>205 Paulie and Vinny are here to confirm they are in fact Italian because they can use google! Good luck gentlemen, you sound like fucking idiots. Its unreal you think you have a clue what your talking about. Keep watching movies kids.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-09 5:06

lol OP, things just don't work like that. It's like how you put on your mom's panties and pretend to be a little girl - when you go outside people sill treat you like the betafag you are....

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 5:51

The mafia --> my anus.

Name: >:( 2012-12-10 6:03

>>208 I'm sure those assfucks on TV are dumb because they're either acting, or they've taken way too much dope that it fries their brains like breaded mushrooms.  What I'm saying is they should have gone easy on the dope.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 22:37

Why is /lounge/ so obsessed with the mafia?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-11 0:32

>>206
wat

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-11 6:24

>>206
What are you talking about? RedCream has his villa in Northern Italy. Speaking of which, where has he been lately?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-12 0:11

Burn a card

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