How do I join the Italian Mafia?

The Cosa Nostra. Can I put brown contact lenses in, dye my hair black and speak like Mario. Hay awhatsa a happening! Mama mia!

Is Scientology a branch of mafia, or are they both branches of another thing?

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Shave your ballsack first, then we'll talk

Man, who else is getting goosebumps from reading this thread? 2intense4me X|

Diamond is carbon, the sun is not made of charcoal. HOWEVER (and this is where it gets tricky)- the mafia are Italian, the jews control the mafia.

I am jewish with an unmeasurable IQ.

Does the mafia hate women?

What if the government creates false conspiracy theories about the so called "mafia" to confuse people who would otherwise spend their time reforming the government and giving regular people the right to run their lives, because it falsely occupies their
time with fake lies about a non-existent gang?

I've seen members of the mafia before... Suspiciously sneaky looking if you ask me...

Damn, the mafia is literally getting worse every other day. Have you guys seen the latest?

Imagine what it must be like for the African-based mafia mob. ..?

Was Obama's DAD a member of the Kenya mafia? Is that why the mafia has been getting away with so much more in the last few years?

Well, the mafia have a PR problem - that much is obvious.

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The Mafia's okay in my book. They got my house AND garden done at low house prices. Very smart wheelers and dealers being persecuted by uncle Sam's Italian partner if you ask me. Not gay partner.

Karl Rove DEAD

Fuck the Mafia, I'm sick of their bullshit to be honest. I live in an area heavily controlled by the mafia and obongo does nothing to put a stop to their evil.

>>176
Do it yourself, pussy

wtf

Te mafia is rumored to be behind recent 'legalize marijuana' initiatives popping up throughout the US. Is that a fair statement?

durr da maffeeahh iss evils
spare me a break. They do a lot of good in communities, even such as yours - *most likely*

Has mootberg been implicated in any shady mafia-related dealings yet? You've gotta wonder about the history of 4Chan and how much involvement the mafia had in its success, huh?

Wow... Honestly? I really don't like Italian mafia types. Just me, though.

>>180
The only good they do is murder each other, sadly not enough

LOL. You don't just "join" the mafia. You have to be refereed by somebody already belonging... You guys are in for a world of shock when you finally leave your basement and try joining the mafia for real.

Some of my boys are mafia... not italifags, but similar... portugese or something.

The Mafia's really no good. Sage the mafia.

>>184 Ok you Jersey Shore Italian know it all. You come out of your basement in time for night fall. When daylight shocks your drunken eyes don't forget to tell everyone in the night how Italian you really are!

Like you know anything about it ha'!

professional hitman for the mafia ask me anything!

Is the mafia the reason the US is taking desperate measures against its own citizens such as http://www.businessinsider.com/nsa-whistleblower-says-the-government-is-gathering-data-on-every-us-citizen-2012-7 and the whole 'trapwire' scandal Wikileaks exposed? If so, I say good on them - fight the powers that be!

Mafia is bad news. Only IRL tough guys would want to become italians. Unfortunately 4Chan only has internet tough guys.

All this mafia stuff gives me a headache to be honest. Why can't they go back to their basements?

sorry for por english

where where you when mafia is blow

i was sat at home when frend telegraf me

mafia is blow

no

The mafia don't pay, guys.

guess who ...?

WTF is the mafia anyway? Some occutard thing?

Is open talk of the mafia allowed on the imageboards? I think I might take this discussion to /pol/. Anybody want to join me?

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Wow... you guys are the epitome of internet tough guys. You wouldn't last a minute outside your basement, let alone on the hot streets where the mafia play.

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Mafia can suck a queer AIDS dick.