How do I join the Italian Mafia?

The Cosa Nostra. Can I put brown contact lenses in, dye my hair black and speak like Mario. Hay awhatsa a happening! Mama mia!

LOL. You don't just "join" the mafia. You have to be refereed by somebody already belonging... You guys are in for a world of shock when you finally leave your basement and try joining the mafia for real.