this prostitute asks if I'm interested

And I ask, "are you a cop?"  And she says, "so what if I am?"  And I say, "well I don't want to get in trouble," and she's saying, "come on guy, my cop job doesn't pay enough so I whore it out on the side.  I really need the money."

Is this what we've become?  Our society is so poor that policewomens got to spread for bread now?  Shameful.  Shameful.

Did you at least fuck her?

Did she gulp down your hot spew?

this thread is begging for a post by george zimmer

Well, "OK," I said to her.  "Hop on the back of my hog."  And then we wheeled off to this classy motel.  We get in the room, and I'm behind her and squeeze her nice.  I just squeeze and squeeze some more, trying to squeeze harder.  She was a pretty one, and nice and slim and fit like a policewoman should be.  She smelled nice too.  It was like she was all mine.

I release her and turn on the radio.  The song playing was Emotional Rescue, the disco tune by the Rolling Stones.  I grab her tight again, and I let it play through the part where Mick speaks:
Yeah, you should be mine, mine, Ooo
Mmm, yes, you could be mine
Tonight and every night
I will be your knight in shining armor coming to your emotional rescue
You will be mine, you will be mine, all mine
You will be mine, you will be mine, all mine
I will be your knight in shining armor
Riding across the desert on a fine Arab charger

Thanks Obama!

>>7
Keep fuckin' that chicken, newt.

No scratch, no snatch

Be wary of crusty pantsu.

interested in my doubles

>>11
Congratulations on your doubles.

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>>1
People are paid to spread butter on bread?
Does it pay the same for margarine?

>>13
Pays the the same as butter, at least within the margarine of error.

>>14
bumping as the pun was good.