Partner:hi
You: hi
Partner: where are you from?
You: cali
You:Show me your bum hole so I know your not CIA.
Partner: ....
You: I pulled out my tooth today so the CIA can't track me.
Partner: stick thumb up.
You: why?
You: you want to screenshot my thumb prints dont you?
You: I knew u were CIA.
Partner:.....
disconnects with puzzled look on his face.
I used this gif
http://i.imgur.com/mkFZ0.gif
Its fun playing the mentally disturbed girl. lol