I came in for the morning shift, and the graveyard shift leader (an older fellow) was telling me about a drunk man he'd had to kick out of the store that night. He said he told him to leave after the man became angry and started questioning his sexuality. "He called me a faggot," he said, "so I 69'ed him."
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Anonymous2012-01-11 4:25
We got 18 inches of snow one night last winter.
A customer called and, on discovering I was in Chicago, asked, "What did you think of those 18 inches last night?"
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Anonymous2012-01-11 4:26
"Larry, I need to talk to you an annoying problem I'm having - my little thing keeps turning red."
After I was able to breathe again, he was able to explain that the network "in/out board" software we use was marking him as "unavailable" when his workstation was idle for a few minutes, which was indicated by a red icon on the notification area of the task bar.
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Anonymous2012-01-11 4:27
I was training someone and he mentioned that it seemed that the customers seemed to bunch up...nothing happening and then a crowd. I said something like "the customers seem to come in sperts"
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Anonymous2012-01-11 4:29
I was sitting at my desk at work while my coworkers were talking. One was going on about how great her new apartment was. She listed all the great features but ended with, "Now I just need a guy to come out and trim my bush."