/lounge/ - Fap ratio

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 15:42

X = age when u first fapped
Y = your age now
Z = # of females u had sex with

Fap ratio = Y/(X*Z)

Mine: 0.12

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 16:00

0

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 16:18

back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 18:21

Division by zero error.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 18:24

do barnyard animals count as females?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 21:09

does fellatio count as sex?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 22:14

>>6
autofellatio or which a partner?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 1:05

does staring at women count as sex?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 6:34

Does thinking about hot steamy sex with greasy hairy Turkish men count as sex with females?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 7:19

>>8
does sexing starlets count as women?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-09 6:44

30/{13*32}=13.866666667

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 7:13

5/6

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 9:19

100%

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 12:00

>>11
30 years old
still posting on World4ch
Haha oh wow.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 12:35

>>14
Oh, I guess by then you'll be too grown up for this place right?

Faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 14:06

>>14
Listen here, you little shit. This is a man's world, and a man do whatever the fuck he wants, include fuck your sister.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 14:07

>>16
www.usingenglish.com/

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 15:27

>>17
>>16 's English was rather coherent, though he should have wrote ``including'' and ``fucking'' instead of ``include'' and ``fuck''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 4:18

>>18
You forgot, ``a man do whatever''. All in all, not good enough for /lounge/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 12:14

>>1 do hookers count?

If yes, 0.05

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 16:37

11/(5*125)=0.0176

Name: : 2012-01-10 17:20

Do boys count?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 17:36

>>22
☆♂STEER CLEAR FROM THE QUEER☆♂

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-10 18:52

>>14
Yes, I am thirty years old and still post here. What's the big deal? Would you rather it was only teenagers or something? Who knows, you might be able to glean something from my posts that could be of use to you [citation needed]. Due to the fact that you replied using only quotes and a meme, I suspect you are a one of the recent influx of imageboard posters who seem to have found this place. Whether you are or not, you appear to be a shitposter, so Back to /b/ with you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 21:56

>>24
I've been posting on World4ch and World2ch longer than you, so shut the fuck up, ``faggot''. Also, don't kid yourself, none of your posts are useful or insightful.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-10 22:42

>>25 Nobody cares how long you've been posting or where else you've been posting. Seeing as you seem to care so much, why don't you fuck off to another board with post counts and reg dates? All that matters is what you actually post here, and what you seem to post is shit. I'm not saying I'm especially insightful or anything, but you contribute fuck all with posts like these. Why are you so mad? Because someone who is thirty posts here? Fuck off and start your own board and ban everyone who isn't a kid from it.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-10 22:47

I know how he's going to reply, he'll mention that I suspected he was an imageboard poster who recently found this place. Notice I only said said suspect in >>24, and the reasons for it were down to the way he posts. If he really has been posting here "longer than me" although how he could possibly know that, I don't know. If he's the same moron who before has pointed to the first time my tripcode was used, what kind of an idiot thinks people start using a tripcode from day one here? Anyway, as previously mentioned, this is immaterial. and you still can't post without people thinking you're new here, then I feel very very sorry for you indeed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 22:58

>>26,27
Wow, do you really expect me to read all of that? Chill out man, this is just /lounge/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 23:13

>>28
Wow, do you really expect me to read all of that?
Never post here again.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 23:28

>>29
you forgot your trip

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 23:35

2.75

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 23:55

the fuck

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 6:00

>>28
Wow, do you really expect me to read all of that?
It took me less than 30 seconds. Were you one of those kids in class that took 3 minutes to read out loud a short paragraph?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 6:47

>>33
Either that or he has ADHD.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 8:06

>>34
Why would I waste 30 seconds reading the ramblings of a tripfag?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 8:35

>>35

Nibble gently on the hard cock of wisdom, young ^{p_{a_{d_{a_{w_{a_n.}}}}}}

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 8:37

>>35
Why waste any amount of time reading the random ramblings that get posted to /lounge/? Anonymous and non-anonymous alike?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 8:38

At least post with your tripcode, L33tUK.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 9:03

>>38
Shut up, Richard Goins.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 13:01

>>39
But my name is Charles Jones. Disregard all statements saying otherwise. My name is NOT COAL!

Name: Insane Fuck 2012-01-11 17:35

Everyone is LeetUK!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 17:39

>>41
I tape my penis to your glass.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 18:04

>>44
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 18:13

>>43
Thanks :)

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 8:45

X = 12
Y = 17
Z = 4

17/(12*4)
17/48
.35

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 8:50

>>45
17
Nuh-uh, this place is for adults only. You're not even old enough to drink our /lounge/ whiskey.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 9:05

>>46
I drank some of my Dad's whiskey before I visited. I bet it's better than your inferior /lounge/ whiskey.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 9:14

>>47
Get out!! You don't belong here!

^SAGERU∼

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 14:47

division by zero

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 15:43

Divide by 50 GET

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-12 17:31

>>26-27 you know, looking back, I reacted quite vehemently here. I had gone through a long period of sobriety, and was a bit touchy. The other real reason is because being thirty has kind of hit home to me that any pretense of youth is gone. This will happen to you all, if you're lucky, and I don't wish it on any of you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 17:36

>>51
You know, you could've been a wizard by now if you had just preserved your virginity.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-12 17:46

>>52 Fuck that shit, those 32 bitches was worth it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 17:52

>>53
Me, I'm saving my virginity for my daughter.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 19:38

I had sex with five different girls, which is baffling considering that I'm a cynical asspie asshole who hates everyone.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 19:46

>>55
I'm also a cynical aspie asshole who hates everyone, yet I never did. What am I doing wrong?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 3:43

>>56
didn't have 5 sisters, lol

Fap ratio

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 15:42

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 16:00

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 16:18

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 18:21

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 18:24

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 21:09

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 22:14

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 1:05

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 6:34

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 7:19

11 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-09 6:44

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 7:13

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 9:19

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 12:00

15 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 12:35

16 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 14:06

17 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 14:07

18 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 15:27

19 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 4:18

20 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 12:14

21 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 16:37

22 Name: : 2012-01-10 17:20

23 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 17:36

24 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-10 18:52

25 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 21:56

26 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-10 22:42

27 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-10 22:47

28 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 22:58

29 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 23:13

30 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 23:28

31 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 23:35

32 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 23:55

33 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 6:00

34 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 6:47

35 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 8:06

36 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 8:35

37 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 8:37

38 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 8:38

39 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 9:03

40 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 13:01

41 Name: Insane Fuck 2012-01-11 17:35

42 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 17:39

43 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 18:04

44 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 18:13

45 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 8:45

46 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 8:50

47 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 9:05

48 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 9:14

49 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 14:47

50 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 15:43

51 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-12 17:31

52 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 17:36

53 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-12 17:46

54 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 17:52

55 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 19:38

56 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 19:46

57 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 3:43