/lounge/ - Ask an Austrian anything

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 8:17

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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 8:21

>>1
Alfred Adler?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 9:03

Which do you prefer? Liège waffle, stroopwafel, or Brussels waffle?

If there is a waffle that you think is better and isn't mentioned here, tell me in great detail why you think it's better. Also, tell me which one you think is better from the ones I listed in great detail as well.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 9:06

>>3
I think you're lost.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 9:17

Are kangaroos really dangerous?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 9:42

>>5
They are notoriously good pugilists so, yes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 9:47

>>4
No, I'm asking an Austrian which of those waffles he thinks is better. Then I'm asking him to tell me if there is a waffle that he prefers more than those.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 9:57

>>7
Oh? I thought you wanted to ask that to the Belgian guy, 'cause of the, you know, Belgian waffles thing. My mistake.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-07 10:08

OP, one of my ex-girlfriends recently got this tattoo, what do you think of it?

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/8153/tattooer.jpg

By the way this is 100% not a troll. I actually put my dick in this girl.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 10:12

>>9
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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 10:13

>>9
Why is it oriented in the wrong direction? Young people nowadays have no respect.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-07 10:17

>>10
Well done lad, you know how to read exif. No GPS coordinates for you though.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-07 10:17

>>11
So she can play it off as being a hindu one.

She is a total nazi though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 10:20

>>13
Then congratulations on your good taste sir. You know how to treat your dick.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-07 10:22

>>14
You haven't had pussy until you've had crazy white nationist pussy.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-07 10:22

nationalist*

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-07 10:26

Oh, just spoke to her, that last picture was mirrored apparently. She DID actually get the full blown nazi one.
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/3470/tattoo2s.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 10:29

>>17
Tell her that the Austrian guy wishes her the best.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-07 10:32

>>18
To to a bit of drama where she went on a board I was on after we screwed again recently and nearly released my PI, I'm sworn not to talk about her on the internet, so I can't really.
She doesn't know about here though, and you can't see her face and you don't know her name, so I figured it would be ok.

If she calms down though, I will tell her, she'd love that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 10:33

>>19
Don't tell her about this place, of course.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-07 10:36

>>20
Fuck no, I'm never telling any female about any of the places I post ever again.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 10:52

jew pussy is ok

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-07 11:02

Found another picture of my ex

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LikzyndVj-g/SFFxFT6Z5gI/AAAAAAAAVJc/q3KoX9Hbum4/s400/aaaaa.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 11:06

>>21
[...]again.

So you once told someone about this place?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 11:12

>>23
Hahaha!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 11:30

>>1
somebody needz to shoop dat pic firin a lazer

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 13:00

>Which do you prefer? Liège waffle, stroopwafel, or Brussels waffle?

I prefer Vienna waffles

>If there is a waffle that you think is better and isn't mentioned here, tell me in great detail why you think it's better. Also, tell me which one you think is better from the ones I listed in great detail as well.

Eating a Brussels waffle is like going to a highway parking lot at night and getting your dick sucked by a Romanian trucker.
Eating a stroopwafel is like having sex with a plain-looking girl who has an odd (but not bad) smelling vagina.
Eating a Liège waffle is like having sex with a hot girl.
Eating a Vienna waffle is like having a beautiful daughter and keeping her locked up in a dungeon and raping her every night.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 13:51

>>27
Eating a Vienna waffle is like having a beautiful daughter and keeping her locked up in a dungeon and raping her every night.

Now THAT, is something I can testify for.

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