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>Which do you prefer? Liège waffle, stroopwafel, or Brussels waffle?

I prefer Vienna waffles

>If there is a waffle that you think is better and isn't mentioned here, tell me in great detail why you think it's better. Also, tell me which one you think is better from the ones I listed in great detail as well.

Eating a Brussels waffle is like going to a highway parking lot at night and getting your dick sucked by a Romanian trucker.
Eating a stroopwafel is like having sex with a plain-looking girl who has an odd (but not bad) smelling vagina.
Eating a Liège waffle is like having sex with a hot girl.
Eating a Vienna waffle is like having a beautiful daughter and keeping her locked up in a dungeon and raping her every night.