iPads to feature butthole icons

Yes, the tablet touchscreen device that you grease up with your fingers will have icons that are photos of famous porn star buttholes.  To go to the iTunes site, for example, you touch Paris Hilton's butthole.

Can't wait for the chance to finger Paris Hilton's butthole.

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