/lounge/ - Ask a Belgian anything!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 18:45

I am Belgian!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 18:51

Why do sandniggers throw hand grenades and spray gunfire on Christmas markets in Belgium?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 19:04

Are Belgian waffles better than waffles from any other place? Tell me in great detail how much better if they are from other waffles. Also, tell me how much worse the other waffles are in comparison to Belgian waffles, also in great detail.

That is all.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 22:24

http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/o/8538

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 0:36

>>2
He didn't want to go back to jail.
>>3
I am not too familiar with foreign waffles, but here is my top 3 of waffles:

Liège waffles
Stroopwafels (Dutch)
Brussels waffles

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 0:36

>>4
I already said NO!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 4:33

1) Do you have a government yet?
2) Have you met Xarn?
3) How far do you live from Xarn?
4) Do you prefer the Euro to the Franc?
5) Are you in Walloonia or Vlanders?
6) Should the two ^ split?
7) Whats the hardest dutch word for an english speaker to say? Please record yourself saying "Koeieuier"

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 5:03

>>7
1) Yes, we have a government since last month, consisting of the three traditional ideologies: Socialists, Christian-Democrats and Liberals. The prime minister is a gay Italian-Walloon socialist.
2) No
3) About 40 kilometers.
4) I like the Euro, makes it easy to buy stuff in the Netherlands, Germany and France.
5) Vlaanderen
6) Difficult question, Flanders and Wallonia could separate easily, but the problem is Brussels and there really is no good solution.
7) Goochelarij perhaps? I don't have a mic.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 5:32

>>5
He didn't want to go back to jail
You're a retard.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 5:58

>>9
RAh-UDE!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 6:06

>>10
i laugh wiht you're farts n00b

Name: :| 2012-01-07 6:21

How about "Your waffles clog my arteries, big time."

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 7:11

>>5
Well, at least tell me how much better they are from each other in great detail.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 7:13

>>12
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 7:56

>>9
Why? Because I don't subscribe to your racist delusions?
>>13
Eating a Liège waffle is like having sex with a hot girl.
Eating a stroopwafel is like having sex with a plain-looking girl who has an odd (but not bad) smelling vagina.
Eating a Brussels waffle is like going to a highway parking lot at night and getting your dick sucked by a Romanian trucker.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 8:11

>>15
(...)is like having sex with a hot girl.

How would you know that when you're a virgin?
(...)is like having sex with a plain-looking girl(...)

How would you know that when you're a virgin?
(...)getting your dick sucked by a Romanian trucker.

Now that I believe, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 8:34

>>16
My friend, prostitution is legal here in Belgium, hot Slavic, Latin, Latin-American, North-African, Ebony and Asian girls can easily be had sex with for the right price. There are prostitution review sites where people post their experiences with specific prostitutes so even a shy socially awkward ugly virgin can find the right girl for him.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 9:05

>>17
[...]find the right girl for him.

The right girl for me is a Touhou and they don't have those, so no.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 9:31

>>17
link?

Also what is Goochelarij ?

Do you desire to meet xarn ?

Which touhou would you fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 9:37

>>17
Romanian truckers are cheaper though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 11:55

>>19
I only want to meet Xarn for as long as it takes to kill him.

And Tokiko. Of course.

Name: :| 2012-01-07 12:00

>>14 Nope.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 12:17

>>21

Why so violent?

Did you read TinTin when small

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 12:28

>>23
Don't make me nigger you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 12:40

>>19
hookers.nl
provla.com
and deernes.com

the last one is mainly an prostitute advertising site with detailed information about the prostitutes but it also has a forum with reviews (click on an ad to see their profile/pictures)

Goochelarij means magic as in magic tricks

I do not desire to meat xarn

I don't know what a touhou is.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 12:41

>>23
That was someone else, and yes I did read Tintin when I was little.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 13:15

>>25
A touhou is the creation of a drunken paedophile known as ZUN.

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