Thinking of getting an abortion to pi*s off my jerk of a husband?
Hes always out late drinking with his friends. Never stays home. I'm getting sick of his crap. Hes been waiting and hoping for a long time to have a baby and now that I finally am pregnant I'm going to get an abortion to teach him I have feelings and need someone to stay home with me.
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Awesome idea. That'll teach him!
jfsdkhfjsdhfgs jfsdkhfj...
Grow up.
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While I'm 1000% pro-choice and its not my uterus nor my my choice what you do here I think that's a piss poor reason for aborting - just saying
Mummy to be 19th June 2012 Mummy to be 19th June 2012
If you are immature enough to do something like that, then you probably shouldn't be a mother anyway.
You have a micro penis. I know from personal experience.
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Anonymous2012-01-11 23:22
Help! Grandma caught me eating my feces again out of the toilet shes threatening to send me to a psychiatrist?
I tried to convince her that its pretty common and tried to show her dating sites where people do it online. But she doesn't understand the whole internet thing. Now I'm freaked out that she might get me sent to a mental hospital. She caught me after I convinced visitors to her house not to flush the toilet because it was broken.
I would then disappear into the bathroom for a good ten minutes snacking on the poo while masturbating and rubbing it on my forehead and chest. She started to get suspicious and straightened a coat hanger put it in the lock hole opened the door and caught me naked on the floor masturbating with the stuff all over me and a pickle in my bum. How do I convince her this doesn't make me mental?
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Anonymous2012-01-12 4:43
>>9
Keep fornicating that Gallus gallus domesticus!
Mi nombre es José González Garcia Rodriguez, soy un trabajador honesto y tengo ocho hijos míos. Mi esposa es la más bonita de todas las mujeres de la aldea. Su bigote es el más peludo de todos.
>>19
Olá, eu estou muito satisfeito com a largura do meu cú.
Hallo, ich bin sehr zufrieden mit der Breite von meinem Arschloch.
привет, я очень доволен ширина моей жопные дырки
ciao, io sono molto contento con la larghezza del mio buco del culo.
こんにちは、私は私の肛門の幅が非常にコンテンツです
שלום, אני מרוצה מאוד עם רוחב של מהאפס שלי
HOW ABOUT NOW, FIGGET.
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Anonymous2012-01-12 16:48
>>20
No habla português senora.
No habla deutsch senora.
No habla russkie comrade.
No habla eyetalian senora.
No habla jap monkey.
No habla jew shylock.
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Anonymous2012-01-12 17:04
Hello, I am very pleased with the width of my ass.
Hello, I am very pleased with the breadth of my asshole.
Hi, I am very pleased with the width of my butthole
Hello, I am very happy with the width of my asshole.
Hi, I'm very content to the width of my anus
Hello, I'm very pleased with the breadth of my butthole
>>26
If you're suggesting that me calling others rude is rude in itself, note that I am pointing out that /lounge/ is not a place to be a rude lout. A person who normally does not view /lounge/ on a regular basis will think that it being full of rude louts is the norm.
Hence, had I not done such, I would allow for the board to completely degenerate, something I couldn't live with if I did not at least try to warn others.
>>27
Here's the thing. Those that only visit /lounge/ occasionally will look at posts like those and just ignore it as the ramblings of an ``angry nerd''. Or maybe think it's a joke.
Let's face it, there's really nothing we can do to up the quality levels of this place any more. And as more people discover 4chan, the textboards suffer even more. People find /lounge/ and see a bunch of inane comments and think it's like a slower /b/, and then idiots start spamming niggers and faggots everywhere without even trying to be funny, and then the new kids find those comments and think, ``hilarious''. And like I said before, new users rarely pay attention to people complaining(I'm speaking from experience here)and prefer to post what suits them best.
>>28
I'm not disagreeing with you, and you're probably right that it's entirely hopeless. I suggested that world4ch should go back to being its own site and no longer linked to 4chan on /prog/ about two years ago or so, quite a while before that place degenerated into the shithole it presently is. An alternative to world4ch is needed (world5ch wasn't and neither is 4-ch), but nobody seems to be up to the task.
>>30
The only currently active textboards I can think of now are 4-ch, SAoVQ, world2ch(not a very good idea, can't handle the bandwidth and I don't think 0037 is willing to invest money and time on it), and 6ch. Oh and iiichan but that place is going to be dead soon, so.
I guess we'll always have suicide.
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Anonymous2012-01-12 20:01
I shall take leadership of the boards and speak as if I'm speaking for everyone. Back to /b/, please.
>>32
I shall usurp your feeble leadership and declare free QUALITY for everyone.
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Anonymous2012-01-12 23:01
>>31
4-ch is alright and I'm sure 0037 wouldn't mind hosting some nice boards for us.
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Anonymous2012-01-13 18:22
Ask a question about the best way to crash a wake so you can get free booze off dead people. Maybe make up a back story that its a funeral of a family that died in a fire. Like 2 little 4 year olds a father who was a soldier in iraq a mother who was a nurse.
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Anonymous2012-01-13 19:42
Thinking of crashing a wake?
This family was pretty rich so I don't think they'll care. The family died in a fire just after the husband got back from serving in Iraq. The fire Marshall seemed to think one of the kids night lights started the fire. They should have a lot of free booze. Should I pretend to be a distant cousin? Whats a good cover story?
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Anonymous2012-01-13 19:46
How do I become a US Navy Seal?
I am always the best player on any MW3 server so I must be good at tactics and I can run fast and do lots of pushups.
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You guys will be sorry you made me cry for what you said about me. I will be the best navy seal ever!
>>36
Be very careful, the guy has got back from iraq? And I can assure you, that crashing his wake party is not a very clever idea? Dont fck with the military?
edit...and getting free booze, pretending to be someone your not...youre an insensitive bi*ch? Hope they kick your sorry a** back to where u come from?
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Anonymous2012-01-14 14:02
How do I become a US Navy Seal?
I'm kind of a big deal around my area, people know me and know I'm tough. I am always the best player on any MW3 server so I must be good at tactics and I can run fast and do lots of pushups.
Wow.
Kid, playing video games are not going to prepare you anything for real life. The key is REALITY, not GAMING in real life.
You know what, I don't think you should join the military for that experience meaning just because what you have seen in a video game. Life is not that way, the military is not for fun experience, its serious business. To be honest, I wanna join the military because I feel the need to protect and serve my country and I feel like its the best thing one will ever do, I also want to do something in life, and I wanna help others, but serving is the big part. So you wanna join the military so you can just shoot to kill? Are you retarded? Not to be mean but, games got nothing to do with real life.
You may run fast, and do lots of strength exercises but how about work on your Reality.