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Thinking of getting an abortion to pi*s off my jerk of a husband?

Hes always out late drinking with his friends. Never stays home. I'm getting sick of his crap. Hes been waiting and hoping for a long time to have a baby and now that I finally am pregnant I'm going to get an abortion to teach him I have feelings and need someone to stay home with me.
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Awesome idea. That'll teach him!

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Grow up.



Invisible Pink's an RN Invisible Pink's an RN
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While I'm 1000% pro-choice and its not my uterus nor my my choice what you do here I think that's a piss poor reason for aborting - just saying

Mummy to be 19th June 2012 Mummy to be 19th June 2012
If you are immature enough to do something like that, then you probably shouldn't be a mother anyway.

Help! Grandma caught me eating my feces again out of the toilet shes threatening to send me to a psychiatrist?

I tried to convince her that its pretty common and tried to show her dating sites where people do it online. But she doesn't understand the whole internet thing. Now I'm freaked out that she might get me sent to a mental hospital. She caught me after I convinced visitors to her house not to flush the toilet because it was broken.

I would then disappear into the bathroom for a good ten minutes snacking on the poo while masturbating and rubbing it on my forehead and chest. She started to get suspicious and straightened a coat hanger put it in the lock hole opened the door and caught me naked on the floor masturbating with the stuff all over me and a pickle in my bum. How do I convince her this doesn't make me mental?