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how many Gs can fuckin phones take

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 4:57

OK first there were ads for phones with 3 Gs.  They never said what the fuck a G is, but they have three of them.  Now they can't shut up about phones with 4 Gs.  Well you can see where this is going.  And they still didn't say what a G is.  I mean, in science it means multiples of acceleration due to gravity, but what the fuck I'm not phoning while flying my jet fighters so I doubt that's what it is.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 5:07

G = Gays

The amount of Gays you will attract if you own one of those phones.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 13:04

In terms of phones, ``G'' just means ``Generation''. So 3 means 3rd generation GSM network. When they have a new set of satellites and protocols and higher speeds, they say it's a new generation of GSM networking (even though it really isn't).

It's really just a meaningless buzzword.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 15:30

>>3
Why did they skip the first two generations?  Starting at the third generation is just weird.

Name: :| 2012-01-07 6:18

God, you fuck phones for a living??

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 8:22

>>5
You dookie-head. Why are you such a fart-sniffer?

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