how many Gs can fuckin phones take

OK first there were ads for phones with 3 Gs.  They never said what the fuck a G is, but they have three of them.  Now they can't shut up about phones with 4 Gs.  Well you can see where this is going.  And they still didn't say what a G is.  I mean, in science it means multiples of acceleration due to gravity, but what the fuck I'm not phoning while flying my jet fighters so I doubt that's what it is.

In terms of phones, ``G'' just means ``Generation''. So 3 means 3rd generation GSM network. When they have a new set of satellites and protocols and higher speeds, they say it's a new generation of GSM networking (even though it really isn't).

It's really just a meaningless buzzword.