LULZ AMERICA IS BRICKSOCKED IN THE ANUS

Almost 97% of residents of the 10 largest American cities in 1900 were non-Hispanic whites.[29] In 2006, non-Hispanic whites were the minority in thirty-five of the fifty largest cities.[30] The Census Bureau reported that minorities accounted for 48.6% of the children born in the U.S. between July 2008 and July 2009.[31]

America can't attract European immigrants anymore.

Makes sense. Why would Euros want to move a place where:

-there is no football
-shit food
-lack of culture
-no health care
-every idiot has a gun
-higher crime rates
-fat women

In 50 years time America will resemble a third world shithole like India and Brazil. China will be the worlds only leader.

>>2 -there is no football
-shit food
-lack of culture
-no health care
-every idiot has a gun
-higher crime rates
-fat women


Are you talking about the States or Africa, both sound the same!

Fuck you, faggot. Go back to to your shithole of a country that is Europe.

>implying we want Eurofags

>>4

"You can't greentext in here."

>>5 '
>implying

Q:  Why did USA pussy out of Somalia?
A:  Because it started to remind them of home too much.

This is the true "Doom Soon" scenario John Leslie and others should have explored.  Extinction of sentient, productive Homo subspecies, colonization and replacement by barely-sentient, degenerating IQ-55 and dropping H. Afer, R-type reproductive strategies already in use by H. Afer and barely-more-evolved mestizo invaders.  Whitey dies off about 100 years hence --> no mo' welfare checks for Rastus and Paco --> IQ-40 Rastus and Paco burn down the crumbling tin-shack "cities" because they have a dim racial memory that this used to cause the televitz to drop another white-guilt trip on Whitey, and it used to make the welfare checks get bigger, only this time Whitey and the East Asians have joined the dinosaurs as another of Mother Nature's little jokes --> niggers and spics go back to the caves in another generation --> back to the trees in another few thousand years --> in the year 2000 they were already barely genetically distinguishable from chimpanzees, in another ten thousand years they'll have tails again and brains the size of a walnut --> another self-aware, tool-using species does not evolve on Earth in the 800 million years or thereabouts remaining before the Sun runs out of hydrogen, starts burning helium, and turns from a yellow dwarf to a red giant that vaporizes everything within the orbit of Jupiter --> from the perspective of alien observers sentient life is not even a footnote in the history of the Earth, much less the universe --> rest of history of universe is "and then heat death took place and protons broke down"

1. Iowa Caucuses = a shitflinging marathon.
2. Why the fuck you even care about America?  The land you were born on just happens to be someone's giant ass and you're merely a tick sucking blood out of it.

>>9
Auh Wha-uah Uah, that's what you sound like when you open your mouth.

>>1
In 50 years time America will resemble a third world shithole
In some areas, it's like that already. The US still has great universities and such, of course they're expensive all to high hell.

>>1
there is no football
There is Major League Soccer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Soccer Of course it's not anywhere near popular a sport as that other football, baseball, hockey, etc.
shit food
Of course if you swing by a McDonald's or buy common processed shit at a supermarket it's bound to be unpleasant. If you go to http://www.localharvest.org/ and search for some local family owned farms, you'll find yourself some quite delicious food. It's pretty much like that anywhere in the world, you'll have to do some searching to find quality goods.
lack of culture
Not sure what you mean by this. Modern, hyper-capitalistic societies seem intent on very slowly destroying traditional culture from within, and that is by no means limited to just the borders within the United States. European countries bare  less brunt of such since they have countless centuries of history to fall back on (meaning more tradition, culture and history to consume and destroy).
no health care
No universal health care is a huge problem. What can you really expect, though, when the government is composed of a myopic, limited, two-party system where two right-wing parties with not too much a difference compete for power over trivial meaningless drivel?
every idiot has a gun
Heavily depends on which state you live in. There are Federal level regulations on firearms, of course. The Second Amendment helps greatly in keeping gun politics a hot issue.
higher crime rates
Can't argue with that.
fat women
Fat country. Though, the UK, Australia, Canada, and a few other English-speaking countries also have something of an obesity problem. So this seems to be something of a problem within the wider anglosphere, of which the US shows it the most.

>>12
There is Major League Soccer

Yeah but, c'mon.
if you swing by a McDonald's or buy common processed shit at a supermarket

But that's what most Americans do.
you'll have to do some searching to find quality goods

In most European countries you don't need to search, it's right fucking there. All supermarkets sell fresh fish and meat and all sorts of healthy food. At least the ones I go to do.
Modern, hyper-capitalistic societies seem intent on very slowly destroying traditional culture from within

Sadly somewhat true, most countries do very little to preserve their culture and traditions.

>>13
Too many niggers.

Isn't Europe being taken over by sand niggers or something?

>>14
Too many niggers.

You're thinking of France and England.

>>15
Isn't Europe being taken over by sand niggers or something?

You're thinking of France and England.

>>14-15
THAT WAS /newpol/ QUALITY!

>>15,16
Exactly, too many niggers everywhere.

Fact:

There are more niggers in the United States than there are in the whole of Europe.

>>19
Don't forget to count the illegal niggers.

>>18-20
^* African Americans

>>21
European niggers are obviously not African American niggers. Faggot.

>>22
Rude and uncouth. Do you speak to your grandmother in such a tone, you lumpen lout?

>>23
Of course not, I ain't no nigger, faggot.

>>24
You're being deliberately obtuse. One arbitrary definition of the word "nigger" that I hear is that it means an "ignorant, loud, belligerent person", by this definition you may not be a nigger, but you certainly are acting like one.

Well said >>24, that showed him.

>>22,24
Tsk.

OP clearly hasn't been to the nice places in Brazil and India that put most '1st world' countries to shame.

>>28
(...)nice places in Brazil and India(...)

No, no, no, you are mistaken my good sir, there are NO good places in Brazil nor India.

UK will be worse

>> UK will be worse

Worse than what 200 million nigger like in the U.S. NEVER!

>>31
Tsk.

And Canada will continue on being untouchable

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annus

VIVA MEXICO!

Head cocked to the left, partial deafness in ear: first point of attack. Two: throat; paralyze vocal chords, stop scream. Three: got to be a heavy drinker, floating rib to the liver. Four: finally, drag in left leg, fist to patella. Summary prognosis: unconscious in ninety seconds, martial efficacy quarter of an hour at best. Full faculty recovery: unlikely.

>>34
cutest post so far in 2012