Variable-Girth Dildo

This is my idea for success. Once I find a venture capitalist to fund my project, I will become a millionaire.

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Here's my business idea:

Dick Cheese Grater.

The name says it all.

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Brilliant.
It appeals to the food market, the gadget market, the rapidly growing BDSM market. Both men and women, men can use it freely or have their partner use it on them.  The gay market is also captured.

My humble suggestion, to capture the lesbian buyer is a Clit Garlic Slicer.  Great for Italian food and Lesbian dining.

Combine with the Dick Cheese Grater and you have a winner for the whole family, they can cook and grate and slice body parts while enjoying a healthy diet.

I SEE MILLIONS OF SALES
A PROMO ON DEGENERES
I SAW A TV CAMPAIGN COAST TO COAST AND THEN INTERNATIONAL.

WANT IT HALAL, NO WORRIES MY PAL
KOSHER WHAT? YOU THINK IM SOME KIND OF SPAMMING POSTER?