Surveys record brainless New Yorker

A survey of New York's biggest whore house found a faceless and brainless fish-like person named SFBE were recorded during government-backed surveys this year.

The work covered almost 2,200 square miles of New York.

The government has hailed the find of SFBE made during the surveys as the worst thing from New York since the Bronx's.

WWF said the results highlighted the need to better protect the environment from red necks and hicks.

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The Chefromancers of New York have broken the barrier between our world and the ur-Starch. Now you must eat, O culinary warrior, to defeat their hordes of cheese fries.

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A little proof reading and your post might of forced a smirk.

so my wife said that there's no harm in splurging on a new pair of shoes every so often.  later that evening, I splurged on her $350 fucking new shoes and the bitch got angry WTF