what does touching a girls vagino feel like

i am a virgin.

Like glazed ham

Milkribs

the pleasure of touching a woman's second dirtiest hole

Doesn't this question belong in the official ask ReadCream thread?

put yer finger up yer arse.

I know the touch of a woman's vagerino, which is salty and clam-like. Those who know of a girl's south-vaginia will have to answer to the police.

Like putting your finger in your mouth after eating rancid tuna and mayo.

I am the first person in this thread who has ever touched a woman.

>>9
Liar.

check 'em
>>9
nope.mkv

>>1
I suggest medical school.  Then you will find that you'd rather not so much.

>>9
/lounge/ is the perfect place for anything except you, putrid, vile fur-covered scum. Even /lounge/ has standards and you fall far, far below them. Your existence makes the world a far worse place. You're a worthless, unfunny leech with a consumerist, directionless life, and your egotistical delusions of wit are so removed from reality that I would pity you if I didn't loathe your foul guts. Comparing you to a cockroach would be too great a compliment. Nobody will ever truly love you. If you wish to redeem even an ounce of your pride, take your filthy posts and custom-baked tripcode in which you take so much sad pride and leave the internet forever.

>>13 why don't you open your own board, so you can ban me from it, cocksucker.

>>14
L33tUK, why are you such an idiot? You jaundiced jumped up, vercordiously pusillanimous piffle. Your vileseome existence nauseates me beyond compare. It is politically correct when discussing your faults to use certain words to denote your humanness above your disability. But in your case, there is nothing human. You are just challenged, you are just different. Given a choice of stepping in something nasty on the sidewalk, or bidding you good morning, I would happily choose the former. Single-handedly, you have wrenched all meaning out of life. Congratulations. As I write this I try vainly to think of something, anything, which redeems in some small way your utterly pointless existence. The only thing that comes to mind is that you have taught me hate. Pure, unmitigated hate. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. You, misguided as you are, might be asking yourself what you have done to deserve such a rambling as this. Your misdeeds and villainous vampings can be described in just two words: you exist. And believe me, there is no reason on earth why you should. How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? If everything in this world has some purpose, some grand plan behind its existence, then yours surely is to show everything else, whether it be a slops bucket in a fried chicken stand, or the gunk behind the fridge, how fortunate it is not to be you. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature.

>>15 Grow up kid.

>>16
Listen, kid. I know that we don't always see eye to eye, and that I have offended you in the past, and you me. But let me tell you something. I love you, I really do, despite all the rude sages and wild insults that go back and forth, I really do care about you, both as a poster of /lounge/ and as a person. Whenever you're out there fucking some hot chick who's name you don't even remember, and that you're probably going to end up forgetting and not returning her calls or whatever, I want you to remember that somewhere, there's a man, he may not be a worthy man, but a man nevertheless, and this man, he respects you, loves you, cares about you and your well-being, he wants you to be happy.
 That man is me. I love you L33tUK. You may not see me but I will always be here, watching, caring, longing.

 Sincerely yours, Anonymous.

woah woah woah

saging on MY /lounge/???

someone is MAD

>>18
sage is polite, newfriend

so it feels like glazed ham
interesting;

>>17
I love you too anon! <3

>>13
>>15
>>17
Great posts, although it is copy pasta. Still great posts and well done putting that tripfag in his place the dungeon's iron maiden.

>>1
The first thing that you will notice is how textured it feels and how it varies.

>>22
The 3rd one wasn't kopipe.

>>22
hay fgt ur so lucky u dont no me cuz if i nue were u lived o man u dont even wanna no wat i wud do 2 u shuld be gratful evry day tht i dunno were u liv fgt stfu u dont no me u aint my momma cum on over herre n i will bltch slap u so hard u will die but no1 will care 4u bcuz ur a fgt n every1 wud be glad ur ded u fkn fgt

>>25
Fucking chav.