Dirty cops

Ever have a cop who was looking for a balding suspect pull your bangs back to reveal your receding hairline then name you as their main suspect? The cops did that to me after a woman was grabbed in a sex assault.... My jeans bottoms were a bit wet from sitting on the seat back of a bench in a park but they thought I dropped my pants.... fucking nut jobs!

"Listen here.  I'll jack off right now to prove it wasn't me."

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think warm thoughts boy

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You want a sample of my DNA? *whips out dick*
Get sucking boy! *cop whips out gun* I was just funning officer. *does a hill billy jig while playing a banjo*