I am?

Guys! Guys! I've been thinking, and I think that I might be (or at least be possessed by) Bill Gates. I'm wondering: If I am Bill Gates incarnated in turd form, would I know it?

It's just that there's so many signs. Everybody hates me for some reason, no matter how good I am trying to be, People sometimes flee me, even on the internet. Maybe that's because I'm simply born retarded, I haven't killed anyone yet, but I'd like to, I'm also a high school and college drop out just like to legend Bill gates.

How can I find out if I'm Bill Gates turd or not, and what am I supposed to do if I am? Please help.

STFU

>>1
I got an email from Bill Gates he said he would give me money in exchange for forwarding the email to all my contacts. I followed his instructions.

I never received the money promised, please can you ask yourself or the being currently possessing your mind.

Prompt payment is expected, the money is now over 10 years overdue.

None payment will result in legal action from my lawyers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21o6myWxMUI

Conk yourself in the head and THAT WAY, you'll find out your true retarded self instead of a retarded version of me or Bill Gates (btw he isn't really retarded just a douche with nerdy glasses)