RedCream & SFBE

RedCream: hi
SFBE: hi, were u been?
RedCream: what do u mean where am i?
SFBE: u not neen on facebook!
RedCream: im always online, like all the other nerds.
SFBE: Why u not my facebook friend?
RedCream: i removed u from my contacts becasue u left me!
SFBE: Well you would never have sex with me.
RedCream: u never came back
SFBE: i did!
RedCream: not true
SFBE: well its ok coz i'm back
RedCream: but its not ok
SFBE: can we sex chat again? on msn tonight
RedCream: noope, i'm always on skype except at night
SFBE: i need a hand job
RedCream: dont worry about it
SFBE: Will you give me a hand, is that ok.
RedCream: its ok
SFBE: Will you put my condom on!
RedCream: i dont know how
SFBE: I look on google to find out!
RedCream: k
SFBE: google has rude pics.
RedCream: i know!
SFBE: Penis.
RedCream: jip
SFBE: i cry when i have sex with you.
RedCream: its ok.
SFBE: Can we not have sex in my butt this time!
RedCream: u dont have to, you can pound my butt.

fail. GTFO

Anonymous: Can I join in on this too?
RedCream: Yes you can the more the merrya!
SFBE: FUCK OFF, i want RedCreams penis in my ass all to myself!

About as funny as a rough draft for a 3rd grade essay written by a 90 year old hobo.

>>4 Is there anything your not Pissed off by SFBE, you fucking dipshit.

>>5 Yuh, not reading your shit.

Dec 30 05:10:14 <@SFBE> oh man, my butt is still sore
Dec 30 05:10:32 <+RedCream> From what?
Dec 30 05:10:59 <@SFBE> what do you mean "from what?" the fucking you gave me last ight
Dec 30 05:11:08 <@SFBE> *night How could you forget >:|
Dec 30 05:11:19 <+RedCream> lol yeah sorry about that
Dec 30 05:11:21 <@SFBE> seriously, I can't even sit right now
Dec 30 05:11:32 <@SFBE> it'slike a bulldozer plowed straight into my anus
Dec 30 05:12:01 <+RedCream> It only lasted 30 seconds anyway.
Dec 30 05:12:21 <@SFBE> anyways im outta here
Dec 30 05:12:29 <+RedCream> later

Lame. Are we going to raid Habbo again?

Lame. Are you going to raid my butt again?

>>8
'Cream, you appear to be perpetually stuck in 2007.

>>10
4Chan, you appear to be perpetually stuck in Tom Green's butthole.

>>9
I'm in. Who is with me?

>>10
I often think that, myself.

>>12
You are not in. You are nowhere near, much less touching, certainly not even in. 'In' is impossible.

>>13 You and your minions are gonna get ogre-stomped if y'all don't shut up.

>>12
Only if you're talking about Tom Greene.