/lounge/ - misread headlines

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-07 4:08

The United Kingdom expels all Italian diplomats
About time, I'd say. I fucking hate the mafias. You can't even trust their post office. A country without a working post office is not a country.

United Russia, with incumbent President Dmitri Mendeleev at the top of the party list, wins a majority of seats in the Russian legislative election.
huh? the table of elements guy?

Name: RedCream 2011-12-07 15:39

I bet you believed this poast of yours was clever.

You are wrong.

Name: : 2011-12-07 16:22

>>2 "Poast" = "Pisst" for all you non-RCs.

Name: 4ChanTROLL !3lWjo8kf8k 2011-12-07 17:27

>>3 Shut your mouth dipshit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 1:43

a family of four was brutally murdered in their own home tuesday night

misread as:

a house on main street is now up for sale

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 2:09

>>2
Your post isn't even a headline, genouse. Way to contribute NOT

Name: RedCream 2011-12-08 13:48

>>6
Cleverness Rating: 0.0

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 1:10

>>7
Oh yeah?

NOT

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-10 20:43

>>7
Heterosexuality Rating: 0.0

Name: RedCream 2011-12-10 21:19

>>9
Heterosexuality Rating: ∞

Fixed that for you. Obviously you tried in ASCII to create the "infinity" symbol. Whereas I in my vast, mad skill, was able to enter the appropriate character for those who would be otherwise confused.

RedCream wins. Winful is the RedCream.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-11 6:12

>>10
mad skill
How is that basement working out for you, fatty?
I bet your parents are real proud of you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-11 6:20

>>2
>Buttdamaged as fuck

Stay mad nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-11 14:20

>>12
Tsk.
>>11
RUDE!

Name: RedCream 2011-12-11 23:10

>>11 also known as Poopdicknuts-san

Name: :[ 2011-12-11 23:41

>>15 Also known as DonkeyBalls-fag

Name: RedCream 2011-12-12 0:02

>>15

Oh, that is rich. You deliciously owned yourself. Withdraw, sir. Withdraw in shame before we laugh you out of here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-14 21:08

>>16
we laugh

Who is this 'we' you believe is on your side. This entire board hates you.

Signed the Internet.

Name: RedCream 2011-12-15 0:33

>>17-kuso, you have no credibility here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-15 0:42

>>17
I love RedCream ,he is a lolcow almost on par with kimmo. Kimmo and him are most likely the same person, in fact. Grammar Nazi and always gushing out semi-coherent rage when trolled. Now that AT is gone, this is the only place left to laugh a pedopedo.

Name: :[ 2011-12-15 4:16

>>16 "We" = you and your minions no doubt.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-15 4:44

>>19
RectalCream is all over that post, either the Crem poasted that or you have fallen for the loose and free bowel caverns he offers every morning.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-15 5:38

>>21
ad hominems, strawmen, and red herrings don't convince anyone you are right, you just immediately lose all your credibility.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-15 5:44

>>22
sounds like a hell of a party

misread headlines

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-07 4:08

2 Name: RedCream 2011-12-07 15:39

3 Name: : 2011-12-07 16:22

4 Name: 4ChanTROLL !3lWjo8kf8k 2011-12-07 17:27

5 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 1:43

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 2:09

7 Name: RedCream 2011-12-08 13:48

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 1:10

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-10 20:43

10 Name: RedCream 2011-12-10 21:19

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-11 6:12

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-11 6:20

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-11 14:20

14 Name: RedCream 2011-12-11 23:10

15 Name: :[ 2011-12-11 23:41

16 Name: RedCream 2011-12-12 0:02

17 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-14 21:08

18 Name: RedCream 2011-12-15 0:33

19 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-15 0:42

20 Name: :[ 2011-12-15 4:16

21 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-15 4:44

22 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-15 5:38

23 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-15 5:44