misread headlines

The United Kingdom expels all Italian diplomats
About time, I'd say.  I fucking hate the mafias.  You can't even trust their post office.  A country without a working post office is not a country.

United Russia, with incumbent President Dmitri Mendeleev at the top of the party list, wins a majority of seats in the Russian legislative election.
huh?  the table of elements guy?

>>9
Heterosexuality Rating: ∞

Fixed that for you. Obviously you tried in ASCII to create the "infinity" symbol. Whereas I in my vast, mad skill, was able to enter the appropriate character for those who would be otherwise confused.

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