the sounds of different balls

I was thinking about how different balls have different sounds.  Maybe we should collect some field recordings of different balls and test people for if they know how the balls sound.  Please imagine the sound of ping pong balls bouncing.  Distinctive, isn't it.  Now imagine the basketball.  Really smacks, doesn't it.  Perhaps someone has analyzed the sound characteristics and has programmed a ball sound synthesis player.  You could specify different ball parameters and the player outputs the sound that the ball would have.

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depends on the length and girth of the wiener, and the chemical properties, amount, velocity, and angle of the piss relative to the balls

look up simple newtonian mechanics and learn about projectile motion if you want to be able to accurately answer that question