Problems with my 12 year old son

lol my troll.

Okay well this is the problem our 12 year old son Ian has been asking us for a little sister for years but

we simply cannot afford another child right now. We've recently found out that he has been poking holes in

our condoms in hopes of getting a baby sister and most recently our family doctor has told us that he has

admitted to spiking his younger brothers food with hormone therapy pills he has stolen from my husbands

pharmacy. He was hoping he could turn our younger son George into a girl. I'm at the wits end with my son I

don't know what to do. Hes starting to scare me. Can anyone suggest what I can do about this?

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111128164912AATbWD8

Go buy him a little sister from Brazil.

Ian is a fag name. Problem number one.

>>4
What about Ian Malcolm, King of Jurassic Park?

Ian's still a fag name. Don't care who sports it.

How could this piece of shit NOT be on 4chan?  It looks like some sadistic ex-writer for Jerry Springer got pissed that no one would have sex with him except his own adopted son, which frankly sounds like pedo gold for 4chan dicks.

Just so that we're clear about this: This is troll COPYPASTA.
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arsestick

>>8
Copypasta it may be, but when I was ten I actually did this. It didn't work.

the hole in the condom part anyway, not the rest.

>>1
And this ladies and gentlemen is how RedCream was produced.

>>10
Explains a great deal persistent /lounge/ tripfag.

Troll successful xD
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God, if you're gonna be a troll at least make it somewhat believable. Please.
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Proud mumma! Proud mumma!
He has some issues that he needs to work through, so I would suggest taking him to see a therapist or a family councillor.

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Jord England Jord England
"Sometimes you feel you should of had an abortion".......... bit harsh!

Your negative atittude will not do well... you son does sounds abit mental maybe boarding school?

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VelvetBoogie VelvetBo...
It seems strange that he has this obsession about having a sister. Does he not realize that even if you were to have another baby (might even be a boy) it would be years before he could even play games with him/her like a friend? Perhaps puberty is kicking in, and it's really a girlfriend he needs for company.

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How can u say that? i can tell u that u r sick in yr head!!! its yr own son! i really dont get people like u!

Another troll question of mine. Feel free to edit it and make it sound better or worse... however you look at it.

step 1. choose a random womans pic as avatar.

My boyfriends farts smell like latex I think he might be gay?
I've started to notice recently that all my boyfriends farts smell like latex. I think he might be going out to meet men late at night at truck stops for sex. Or maybe hes having sex with men in the washrooms at asda. This is really starting to freak me out. Should I get myself tested? Should I break up with him? Can I have him arrested?

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lol

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I was ten dude. I just wanted a little brother or sister to play with, had done for years.

My parents always used to say such amusing things when I raised the subject.

"Why would we have another child. They might turn out like you".

"It was an unplanned pregnancy. We were actually saving up for a washing machine".

And so on, and so on...

Ripping on me all the time was basically my parents humour. I can appreciate it now, and give back as good as I get, but as a small child to be the butt of jokes about how ugly and dumb you are...well, I grew up believing them. It wasn't until my teens when a few females started telling me I wasn't that I started to get any confidence. If any woman is ever foolish enought o carry a child of mine to term, I am never going to make jokes in that manner about them. I'll save my humour for ripping on douchebags on teh telly.