>>1-kun, regardless of how Scandinavia is classified, we place you under the following category:
You have firm, rounded buttocks. A deep, clean cleft. No visible pimples, bruises or other bottom blemishes. The buttocks are neither too large or too small, and they do not sag. You appear to be a concise wiper, and your underwear is freshly laundered.
Conclusion: You are a perfect ass.