Name: Anonymous 2011-11-26 11:17
An ex took me to the cinema to see some horror film before. It was pitch black, a scary jumpy bit came up, I jumped and went to grab his arm. Somehow I grabbed his balls by accident, he screamed and dropped off his seat onto the floor, couldn't get up. The bloke with the torch must of thought we were doing something dirty, asked us to leave. I think my ex would've kicked up a fuss but he was in too much pain so we left, him limping up the aisle and me spilling popcorn everywhere looking embarrassed. Haven't been to the cinema since. Be wary of taking birds to see particularly scary films.