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Name: Anonymous 2011-11-24 0:14

Billy Pilgrim has become unstuck in time.

Name: Sirens of Titan 2011-11-24 0:52

The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-24 1:00

Don't you EVER call them tattoos.  They are skin illustrations.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-24 1:10

The disco. We go to disco. My body's sweaty from the MDMA inside it. I like to dance with you. You grab my ponytail. It is greasy with Germanic juices that I put inside my hair. Disco, we are the disco. I have a mesh shirt. My leather pants show off my sausage inside it. I grind your body, then we eat ecstasy and have Special K inside of the bathroom. It's a men's bathroom, but no one cares that you come inside because they know that inside it we do lots of drugs. And I will share them if the bouncer lets me go into the bathroom with you, and then we go home. We have efficient sex. And then I realize you're not that hot anymore because I've blown a load and I don't have ecstasy inside of my bloodstream. So I make sandwich. It has hazelnuts, bread, and some jelly that I got from the supermarket. It tastes pretty good, but it probably tastes better because my taste buds have ecstasy inside them. And then I go up to the bathroom, and you're wearing one of my shirts; that isn't cool. You didn't even ask. I met you earlier the evening; you're not my girlfriend, you're just girl that I have sex with. We probably won't do this again because I realize that your hair is frazzled and it probably has extensions. It's not your real hair, and that's kind of gross 'cause who knows where it came from.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-24 1:10

Whenever you're in Cody, Wyoming, just ask for Wild Bob.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-24 1:22

It puts the lotion on it's skin.

Name: RedCream 2011-11-24 1:29

Paul Lazzaro will get you eventually.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-24 2:27

>>7
RedCream, you read?

Absolutely shocked.

>>4
Haven't seen that for years - don't poast again.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-24 3:24

The white home. We go to the white home. My body's primitive from the shamanism in it. I like to trample your white lawn. I rape your white daughter. You can't do shit since we're savages. Savages, we are the savages. I am slavering. My loin cloth shows off muh dik inside it. I grab your wife, then we watch primitive shows in the living room. It's a white living room, but no one can do anything about me coming in because they know we're savages.  And I will force you to be my slave if you let me in your white home. I efficiently fuck your wife with my shaman stick.

Name: RedCream 2011-11-24 3:27

>>8
Absolutely shocked.
Why? I am quite literate as should be perfectly obvious.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-24 5:56

>>8
fuck you faggot

Name: fart man 2011-11-24 10:42

>>7
Yes. The moment is structured that way.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-25 0:39

>>4
We have efficient sex.
efficient sex
efficient
sex
have
we

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-26 1:52

STFU NAVI! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING OK?!?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-26 2:02

>>14
Why not ask Tatl or Midna? Or better yet, Fi?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-26 5:39

>>15
Tried someone was on phone, but who it was i don't know

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