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GOD MODE virgin thread

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 10:20

33 years old
kissless hugless virgin, never even held hands.
no friends, haven't had a friend in 3 years
live with my parents, and spend the days in my room smoking pot and surfing the internet, with the lights turned off and the windows closed
only leave the house to go for a walk at night
haven't showered in 3 weeks
haven't brushed my teeth in 4 days

livin the dream.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 10:49

I and do the same things, except the "smoking pot" thing as I feel that I don't really need it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 11:36

>>1
Leet?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 11:50

>>3
Oh god, I laughed too hard at that. I think I almost pissed on myself!

Name: SFBE 2011-11-01 13:28

>>1 Have you been watching me for the last 4 years? It's like my whole life story.

Name: : 2011-11-01 14:19

>>5 Go shit yourself motherfucker.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 16:14

I'm not quite god mode yet, maybe Jesus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 16:29

21, similar position to OP, except I always shower.  Sucks, man =( donno how to cure it

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-02 0:02

Who are you quoting oniichan

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-02 1:46

>>9
I've guessing that he's using the quotes as bullets to list his problems.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-02 13:15

>>10
SHIT TIER:
Quote bullets

OKAY TIER:
* Asterisk bullets

GOOD TIER:
• U+2022 bullets

VIP TIER:
‣ U+2023 triangular bullets

Don't change these.
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