My douche habits
1
Name:
Super Anal Cleaner Extreme
2011-10-25 7:32
I generally douche once a week, and definitely before I have anal. If I want to give my Top an little gift I douche with bi-carb and a touch of cayenne pepper. It stimulates the rectal passage to produce mucus which means he can fuck me without lube and my hole is much tighter. I've been told (more than once) that I'm the best bottom they've ever had, mostly because I can create a vacuum in my abdominal cavity and "milk" their cock with short controlled contractions.
2
Name:
Anonymous
2011-10-25 9:10
I don't know how in the fuck I'm supposed to react to this, but I laughed.
3
Name:
:
2011-10-25 11:36
Someone should beat you in a back alleyway, f-tard.
4
Name:
DonkeyBallsCuntSFBExtreme
2011-10-25 14:15
You do as being SFBE i get a good old beating in the alleyways each by my pimp.
5
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-25 14:16
The laughs were massive. Massive were the laughs.
Also:
>>3- kotai is the type to be very familiar with back alleyways, having indulged in homosexual activities there with great frequency and verve.
6
Name:
Anonymous
2011-10-25 17:19
7
Name:
Anonymous
2011-10-26 3:53
>>6
Why would anyone insert their penis into a ball of pig offal?
8
Name:
Anonymous
2011-10-26 5:33
>>7
ask redcram, he's the fag
9
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-26 17:31
>>45
I DO NOT HAVE SPAZZY REACTIONS TO EVERYTHING, YOU UNBELIEVABLE FUCKIN' ASSGOBBLIN' SHITBAGGOT!
10
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-26 17:31
THE BOILED FETUS
11
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-26 17:31
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12
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-26 17:35
>>11
Normal delays incurred by bodily functions don't count, fuckface!
13
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-26 17:35
Tablecat knows nothing about the pleasure of being cummed inside.
14
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-26 17:38
Nice try Fail Creamsobvious .To OP cut off your balls as I did and assume the role of the opposite sex as I have been doing for 13 years now.
15
Name:
Anonymous 2011-10-26 18:35
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16
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:24
Did Tim Russert die of a boner?
17
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:24
>>5
Well, a 16-inch naval cannon shell is a lot larger than any piercing I've seen done in the belly button, but it's not my place to say you can't push the envelope.
18
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:24
DRIVE LIKE JEHU
19
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:24
>>2
I always could POAST and start threads.
20
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:25
21
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:25
>>140
Fucking WIN!
"THE JEWPEOPLE ARE WASHING BRAINS"
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Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:25
23
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:25
24
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:26
>>11
Force you to
fuck my hand !
25
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:31
26
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:31
Yes, Jew York ... in the Jewnited Kikes of Jewmerica.
27
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:31
A to have a 9-inch-long Black African penis invade Christopher Logan Hanssen's throat.B to insert a horde of fire ants into Christopher Logan Hanssen's anus.C to cause Christopher Logan Hanssen to be abraded with red-hot cheese graters for 24 hours.D have all 3 effects happen to Christopher Logan Hanssen at once.
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Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:31
>>1 through
>>12
so i herd u all liek mudkipz, no matur wut u say
>>13
so i herd rick astley suks coks
29
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:31
it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
30
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:31
31
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:31
DRIVE LIKE JEHU
32
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:31
>>6
Does that mean my questions aren't relevant to anyone's interests?
33
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:32
>>71
# The pleasure of really red text inside.
34
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:32
DRIVE LIKE JEHU
35
Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:32
Oh, yeah, we know all about your "by the grace of god" crap:
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Name:
RedCream 2011-10-27 3:32
>>20
Now, THAT's what is called "projection", folks.