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jobs is just bitter

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 3:28

jobs thinks MS stole from him
jobs thinks Google stole from them
jobs thinks samsung copied them

You know, the more I read the more it sounds to me like he's pissed that there's any competition at all, and a bitter looser.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 4:05

JOBBS IS DED

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 14:27

Reading from the Book of Jobs: "I'm fuckin' DEAD."

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-26 3:51

Strange you should mention that, I also sometimes go into liquor stores and loosen the caps on bottles of bitters.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-26 17:29

Good looking, smart and creative. I WIN.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-26 17:31

>>93
YOUR STATEMENT IS CANCELLED.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-26 17:34

Big, juicy penises!
I like 'em!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-26 17:34

Your fear and hatred of melanin is simply uncalled for.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-26 17:35

XXX XXX !

Name: RedCream 2011-10-26 17:35

REDCREAM'S GAIDE 2 4MATTING 4CHAN POASTINGS

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-26 17:35

>>29
lol u tk him 2da bar|?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-26 17:35

>>176
MOAR LIEK EPIC THREAD.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-26 17:35

Ah, another one of those RedCream clones?
I must say, they do lead very interesting lives.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-26 17:35

>>4
THIS IS NOT THE REAL REDCREAM
Why do you guys keep impersonating me? Listen,
that's not funny I told you I was going to contact the administrators of this forum. You will all get [b]B

Name: RedCream 2011-10-26 17:38

Are you sure it's not the sentience of being cummed inside?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-26 17:38

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinoy

I now know more about the Pinoy than you do.

Also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pumblenuts

Name: RedCream 2011-10-26 17:38

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-26 17:38

>>8
Obviously I'm not banned from general poasting ... since I AM poasting, shitfelcher.

And you're just threatened by the innate cleverness of my picpoasting.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-26 17:38

2GET

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-26 18:36

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:24


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1. Faction A: Shitburgers!
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6. Something smelly is delivered.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:24

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:24

WUTZ DAT SOUND AGIN?

OH SHI-

Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:24

Cry hentai, and let loose the doujin of weeaboo!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:24

Post as name COLOR$ LIQUID$ and WIN.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:31

I ovulate in my hamsters pooper.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:31

If you have to ask you AIN'T GONNA GET.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:31

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:31

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:31

>>3
MOAR LIEK a denting plan, amirite?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:31

Sir, the heat-seeking moisture missile has found its target!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:31

>>28
I mean, you'd THINK that with such a committee so empaneлed, that among 39 random 4chan posters, at лeast ONE wouлd have heard of it.  But no, not one.  So evidence is now required.  Hurry it up, wiлл you?  I've got things to do and peopлe to see.  For exampлe, Veigrn and I have to murder this other 4chan poster named "Cockheлm".

Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:31

I'm the real RedCream!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:32

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:32

4-CH.NET IS FAIL

And ... Clint is still failing to deliver on the gender challenge.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:32

all your thread are belong to win

Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:32


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Name: RedCream 2011-10-27 3:32

Hi! I'm a heterosexual male but from time to time I can't help but think about having a nice big and thick schlong in my mouth to suck on and ride up and down my asshole. I'm a fag. Got a problem with that?

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