My hobby when not playing Halo

I have been collecting the felch from my anus over the past several years and have been storing it in an a 55 gallon oil drum. Through painstaking dedication and perseverance, I have nearly filled the drum to the brim.

My technique is thus: I enlist the help of a sixty year old whore with AIDS named Trixie to guide the erect penis of a thoroughbred horse into my rectal cavity, where, with a few convincing strokes it erupts with thick semen to coat my insides. I then have Trixie felch the semen from my ass and we snowball it between ourselves several times before she deposits it into a jar prior for transport to the felch-drum. Furthermore, I rarely give myself an enema so as to aid in my efforts of obtaining the highest quality felch possible through this technique.

The felch I have obtained smells of putrid ass and equestrian ejaculate, and I have kept it at its original consistency by keeping the drum sealed.

I intend to take my drum of felch and inject portions of it in turn into the rectum of a five day old corpse with a catheter, after which I will then felch it out myself. Through this process, I hope to achieve an even higher grade of felch that is sure to be heady in its aroma and exquisite in its taste. I am sure that even the most exclusive of felch connoisseurs will be pleased.

superluminal neutrinos would be a superior form of communication across space as oppose to radio (which is what we use for SETI). Assuming they exist, any advanced civilization would presumably use a form of superluminal communication. This or some far more unimaginably advanced form of communication could be flying by earth every day and we may be just getting the capability to listen in. We need to re-invent SETI!!!!!