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Any feeling worse in the world than this?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-21 2:19

let me explain: yesterday, some friends and i made plans to call each other when we get up and just smoke all day. we had enough weed, we bought tons yesterday in preperation all that. so, i get up kind of early (i can't sleep when i know i'm going to be smokin all day lol, like a little kid) and do some stuff round the house, and then i see that it's like one in the afternoon, and no call yet. so i say fuck it and go get some subway, and on the way back i call her to ask what's up. she's in town runnin errands, that's cool whatever. her boyfriends at the house but he's bout to leave when she gets back with the car blah blah blah. i'll call you when he leaves (i guess they're in the midst of a big argument i dunno)

now it's 5:45 and i still haven't gotten high today. i get up at six in the morning, which pretty much shits on our plans.

it's times like these that i wish i had my stash at my house rather than theirs, cause i'd have been stoned all motherfuckin day instead of this bullshit. meh

just wanted to bitch.



edit; silver lining to my stoner tragedy - a dealer lives like three doors down from me in my building/apts. he's the guy that my friend got our shit from last nite, good shit - but the bag was like .25 g skimpy. i dunnnnooo about him. but, if worse comes to worse - a nick would be good indeed.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-21 2:22

You keep your stash in someone else's house...what are you, retarded?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-21 2:23

>>2
What are you, a faggot? Get the fuck out before you're knocked out.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-21 2:26

>>3
You're going to keep this up for years aren't you, bleeding from the rectum whilst posting in every thread I turn up in.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-21 3:20

Bleeding from the rectum gives rise to the realization that even poasting on 4chan can not escape from the ills to which flesh is heir.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-21 3:24

>>4
Sorry for your butthurt analpain.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-21 3:49

>>5
poasting
Sounds like /b/tard speech...

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-21 5:11

>>6
I'm fine, buddy. It seems to be you with the problem.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-21 10:19

>>1
There's no feeling worse than a day without getting high.

Name: : 2011-09-21 20:32

THAT makes you feel bad?  I guess if anything to you a wrecking ball swung up your ass would be a refreshing change of pace.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-21 21:41

>>10
No way man. I can't imagine that even coming CLOSE to a day without getting high. If I was high, a wrecking ball swung up my ass would be bad, but not as bad as not being high for a whole day. Not being high is the worst. It'll mess you up bad.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-21 21:49

>>11
Agreed. I went one day with no bud two years ago and couldn't sleep so I ended up wandering my neighborhood all night breaking into cars hoping to find some bud. Almost got arrested too, had to fence jump my ass off. That is why I started growing my own. Never going to risk that again.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-21 21:54

Having weed and no money is alright except for frustrated munchy urges. But what crueler fate could the lord dream up than to leave a body with money but no weed? The irony could quite easily lead to suicide.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-21 22:05

Why don't you fucks go to 420chan and shit up that place?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-21 22:22

>>14
Kirtaner shitted it up quite a lot just all by himself. This is probably why they've taken refuge here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-21 22:33

>>15
Oh, then never mind.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-21 22:49

>>12
You give marijuana a bad name.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 1:26

>>17
you give failure a bad name

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 1:40

>>18
you give bad names a bad name

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 3:06

>>19
no u

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 3:27

i was high on gods hexagon (heroin+alcohol+xanax+weed+cocaine) driving a guy to pick up some crack that he said he would smoke with me out of no where cop behind me pulls me over for doing a u turn a few blocks back on a completley empty street he's like derp I smell alcohol then breathalyzes me, I blow only .036 but because of canadas gay licensing system get my car impounded but then he sees open rockstar vodka some stupid cunt left in my car that I had no idea of so he searches car finds heroin+cocaine cooked up in a needle + an eigth of weed + hash+ an unopended bag of heroin and a bunch of dirty rigs so  had to spend night in jail, $400 ticket, car impounded, two schedule 1s and two schedule 2 charges

>feelbadman.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 3:32

>>21
You forgot to mention all the hot manshaft that you gulped down your throathole while incarcerated.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 4:57

>>22
that too

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 11:56

Id say someone forcing a screwdriver down your urethra while letting a dog rape your ass would feel worse

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 12:19

>>24
if someone was forcing a screwdriver down your urethra I doubt you'd care about or even feel a dog raping your ass

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 21:22

doubt it

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