The Ultimate Breakfast (of anchients)!

I think I figured out the ultimate breakfast.
The way you break the fast like a champion, is by pouring a bag of sawdust into a bowl (for fiber) and then pouring in some fat semen (for protein and nutrients) and then sprinkling it with some good chunks of child labour from South African countries (for some added youth). I'll be trying it out tomorrow, but I'm so confident in its abilities that I'm posting the recipe now.
What do you think? Can you top that? (I'm talking breakfast here. Don't suggest angry bears - that's more like lunch.)

*South AMERICAN countries

Can you top that?

Yes, with topping cream

YEAH

>>1
I have to say, this breakfast is like being in a fist fight: You feel the punches land, and then WHAM you get it right in the jaw, but that doesn't stop you.

I'll be monitoring the effects of this breakfast throughout the day. I almost threw my spoon into the wall, but that might have been a mistake.

>>3
The child labour IS the toppping cream. Don't save it for last, though. You need to chew it with the saw dust to get the maximum effect.