Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 21:02
I think I figured out the ultimate breakfast.
The way you break the fast like a champion, is by pouring a bag of sawdust into a bowl (for fiber) and then pouring in some fat semen (for protein and nutrients) and then sprinkling it with some good chunks of child labour from South African countries (for some added youth). I'll be trying it out tomorrow, but I'm so confident in its abilities that I'm posting the recipe now.
What do you think? Can you top that? (I'm talking breakfast here. Don't suggest angry bears - that's more like lunch.)
The way you break the fast like a champion, is by pouring a bag of sawdust into a bowl (for fiber) and then pouring in some fat semen (for protein and nutrients) and then sprinkling it with some good chunks of child labour from South African countries (for some added youth). I'll be trying it out tomorrow, but I'm so confident in its abilities that I'm posting the recipe now.
What do you think? Can you top that? (I'm talking breakfast here. Don't suggest angry bears - that's more like lunch.)