Lesson 1-Back to Square1

I need help. In order to redefine my standard and become less of an annoying brainshittind namefaggish troll (in essence), I need to relearn what 4chan is about. But I never really knew, unless I've just forgotten. I feel like a newfag.
~What are rules for talking on 4chan?
~How to BBCode?
~It hard for me to learn.
~I feel like demon.
!ApocalypticEscapeArtist

What are rules for talking on 4chan?
There aren't any, except for the First Rule, which was born centuries before 4chan was a glint on moot's girlish fuckeye: Be amusing and clever.

How to BBCode?
Google up BBCODE, and also look up my seminal "REDCREAM'S GAIDE 2 4MATTING 4CHAN POASTINGS". Do that, and soon enough you will achieve MASTERCLASS.

It hard for me to learn.
Somebody needs to take a baseball bat to your head and neck in order to fix that.

I feel like demon.
No effective response can be formulated for this one.

REDCREAM'S GAIDE 2 4MATTING 4CHAN POASTINGS
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1201991937/9

This is an early version.

Thank you. You have earned a passing grade.

The Echelons of 4chan

Moot and WT Snacks                  ──┐
│                                     │
├─Some old I.T. nerd at the servers   ├── GOD TIER
└┐                                    │
 ├─Anonymous                        ──┘
 └┐
  ├─RedCream                           ──┐
  └┐                                     │
   ├─Milkribs and other happy loons      ├── EPIC TIER
   └┐                                    │
    ├─Rude louts                       ──┘
    └┐
     ├─Anyone who says "jeepers"          ──┐
     └┐                                     │
      ├─Lurking FBI agents                  ├── MEH TIER
      └┐                                    │
       ├─Pond scum                        ──┘
       └┐
        ├─RedCream cloans                    ──┐
        └┐                                     │
         ├─Shini Laser (Shiti Loser)           ├── SHIT TIER
         └┐                                    │
          └─All atoms of silicon in universe ──┘

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RRRRRridnAO AA......

calm down....