Some weird night

So I was just fucking this dude in the ass then my cock got caught because he left a hamster in there and it bit me right in the dick head. Every time I pulled I'd feel the flesh ripping from the teeth on my dick. Eventually we managed to walk into the kitchen and I asked my mum to pass me the kitchen tongs, she thought my friend was cute which made him blush, eventually I got the tongs up his ass though and tried to grab the hamster. So I feel something and pull it out and I accidentally the whole bottle. What is this I don't even know? Do drugs and stay in school, kids.

Peace.