/lounge/ - Mr. Suave at the laundrymat

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 2:28

Oh, hello miss, here to wash some clothes. Hmm, what's smelling so nice in here? *bends to her basket* Oh, it's your laundry! It smells so good! *picks up panties, presses to face* *SNNNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

Name: RedCream 2011-09-11 2:29

Real slick there. Some women have "911" on speed-dial on their cellphones.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 10:00

Oh, hello miss, here to wash some clothes. Hmm, what the fuck is stinking in here? *bends to her basket* Oh no, it can't be this! Please tell it isn't! *Picks up panties, brings within 40cm to face* *FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK*

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 10:05

>>3
What does an Eskimo woman do when her vagina smells?

She douches it with fish-oil.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 10:08

>>4
HURHUHRUR
using the word Eskimo

get the fuck out faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 10:27

>>5
>>HURHURHUR
>uses imageboard-style quotation on /lounge/

Are you getting a feeling of how retarded you appear?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 10:33

>>6
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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 15:12

>>3-4
Horrible.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 16:44

>>4
The answer doesn't make sense. If it smells, then it would already smell like the fish oil, and the fish oil douche would be redundant.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 16:49

>>9
Yes, but if she douches with fish oil and her lover asks why her babymaker smells, she can say that it's because of the fish oil she douched with.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 16:52

>>10
But that's not funny, it's just absurdly inane.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 16:56

>>11
This is the point at which our argument must cease, for it is impossible to argue humour as it is a matter of taste; therefore prolonging this any further would be subjective and ultimately destructive. also, sweet dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:39

>>4
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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:41

>>9
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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:48

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:51

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:58

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 2:11

Oh, hello miss, here to wash some clothes. Hmm, what's smelling so nice in here? *bends to her butt* Oh, it's your butt! It smells so good! *grabs butt, presses against face* *SNNNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 3:25

OP continued...

*holds up index finger* Wait, wait, not done yet. *returns panties to face* *SNNNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 14:21

PANTIES ALWAYS RETURN TO FACE

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 3:11

*SNNNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 17:32

ONE MUST APPLY THE PANTIES TO THE FACIAL OBVERSE BEFORE THE APPLICATION OF THE REQUISITE METHOD OF QUALITATIVE NASAL INHALATION

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 21:00

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Mr. Suave at the laundrymat

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 2:28

2 Name: RedCream 2011-09-11 2:29

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 10:00

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 10:05

5 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 10:08

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 10:27

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 10:33

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 15:12

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 16:44

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 16:49

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 16:52

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 16:56

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:39

14 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:41

15 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:48

16 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:51

17 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:58

18 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 2:11

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20 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 14:21

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22 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 17:32

23 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 21:00