Mr. Suave at the laundrymat

Oh, hello miss, here to wash some clothes.  Hmm, what's smelling so nice in here?  *bends to her basket*  Oh, it's your laundry!  It smells so good!  *picks up panties, presses to face*  *SNNNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

Oh, hello miss, here to wash some clothes.  Hmm, what the fuck is stinking in here?  *bends to her basket*  Oh no, it can't be this! Please tell it isn't!  *Picks up panties, brings within 40cm to face*  *FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK*