/lounge/ - brushing teeth with semen

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 7:13

does it really work

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 9:12

No, use salt mixed with equal part baking soda on your toothbrush - cheap and easy alternative to toothpaste.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 15:58

I sucked my own dick once (I'm really flexible) and came in my mouth and swallowed it and it tasted disgusting and made me want to throw up

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 18:00

>>3
I don't believe it. You can't be that flexible unless you've had an op done.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 18:37

>>4
You'd be surprised at how easy it is, as long as you're thin and stretch and exercise everyday.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 18:38

>>5
But, that being said, I wouldn't recommend it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 22:01

>>5-6
How long is your dick? Are you actually able to deep throat or you just manage to get the head (of the dick) in your mouth?

Also, why the fuck did you swallow your own cum?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 22:49

If you eat enough fruit, your cum will taste sweeter.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 23:17

>>8
is that a fact?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 0:40

>>9
Yeah, look it up.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-11 2:02

It's been a firmly established fact that the taste of semen varies with the ejaculator's diet. Eating garlic and onions would impart their strong flavors to the semen, for instance.

And if you ejaculate too much, your various glands overproduce, and hemorrhage slightly, introducing a bit of blood into the semen, reddening it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 10:06

>>11
Redcream you are talking bollicks.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 12:05

>>7
How long is your dick?
About average length. Not huge, but not small. What matters more than size is being thin and flexible.
>Are you actually able to deep throat or you just manage to get the head (of the dick) in your mouth?
I can't deep throat myself, but I can get more than the head in.
>Also, why the fuck did you swallow your own cum?
Because I didn't want to make a mess, and I guess I was curious too. But I definitely regret doing it. It's really, really gross.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 12:06

>>13
oops, I failed to quote properly

oh well

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 12:37

>>13-14
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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 13:30

>>15
It carries out and is w

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 16:42

>>11
That's a myth, and an untrue one at that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 18:14

I am not flexible enough to autofellatio, so I go for autobukkake instead.

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brushing teeth with semen

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 7:13

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 9:12

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 15:58

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 18:00

5 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 18:37

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 18:38

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 22:01

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 22:49

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 23:17

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 0:40

11 Name: RedCream 2011-09-11 2:02

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 10:06

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 12:05

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24 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 6:56